The French can’t keep their clothes on. La Redoute keeps naked man behind children on beach.

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January 5, 2012
No killer shark and no naked men

“Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.” This is the tag line from Jaws 2, the 1978 sequel to the 1975 Steven Spielberg shark film Jaws, a film about a big shark terrorising the fictional town of Amity. In the second film another giant shark finds its way...
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Olympics Ineptitude part 1 – 10,000 Synchronised swimming tickets oversold

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January 4, 2012
Olympics Ineptitude part 1 – 10,000 Synchronised swimming tickets oversold

Just. Where. Do. You. Begin? That title is correct. Not only did 10,000 more people than can fit inside the aquatic centre apply for tickets to watch synchronised swimming at the 2012 London Olympics, but they actually got allocated tickets, only for the organising London Olympic tickets distribution monkeys to telephone the poor unfortunates...
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Fat Cat killed by Cat

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January 4, 2012
Fat Cat killed by Cat

Once upon a time curiosity may well have killed the cat, but that time has long passed and curiosity won’t get you any closer to the promised land when you are a feline in the cybertronic age. Indeed the 4-footed present from long dead alien cultures are now pitting their paws against the spreading...
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Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.

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November 27, 2011
Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.

“This situation must be controlled before it’s too late. They’re multiplying too rapidly!” This is a quote from George Romero’s 1978 zombie masterpiece Dawn of The Dead. In the iconic film the words are obviously applied to the increasing number of zombies intent on eating brains, but it could be applied to the current...
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Computer Games at Dawn. Coach Blames Call of Duty 3 for killing his football team.

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November 19, 2011
Computer Games at Dawn. Coach Blames Call of Duty 3 for killing his football team.

American football coach blames Call of Duty 3 for his teams current slump in form
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“Howlin’ Mad” Chavez Blames The United States for Imminent Nuclear War in the Middle East

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November 16, 2011
Alledged American military prescence. Iran is surrounded.

War with Iran looms
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Breaking Blame™ no. 2. X-factor embroiled in cocaine war; Walsh blames Barlow.

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November 16, 2011
Breaking Blame™ no. 2. X-factor embroiled in cocaine war; Walsh blames Barlow.

Stepping away from global politics you have X-factor. Normally the home of pre-pubesent children and people who have no idea of what music is, the show has finally rocked out and been prone to a cocaine bust. As it is family viewing and no rock and roll should be entered into, the guilty party...
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Obviously guilty serial killer blames lawyer in a bid to eschew the chair.

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November 14, 2011
Obviously guilty serial killer blames lawyer in a bid to eschew the chair.

When you are a serial killer with nothing left to lose and facing a bit of state-funded execution is a serious obstacle between yourself and your next birthday, then why not blame the lawyer
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Breaking Blame™ no. 1. Obama blames lazy Americans for Economic Cataclysm. Kind of.

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November 14, 2011
Blame is engulfing Obama, now its lazy people and foreign investment

President Obama has blamed Laziness in the population for dips in foreign investment at a scripted meeting in Hawaii
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Stock Market Volatility could be blamed on trader cocaine binges says Italian Undersecretary

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November 10, 2011
Carlo Giovanardi blames cocaine for the instability in the Italian markets

Italian undersecretary to Silvio Berlusconi blames cocaine for market volatility in his homeland. Cocaine brought on the financial crisis you say?
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Odd smell blamed for grounding plane

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October 21, 2011
Odd smell blamed for grounding plane

A Lufthansa A320 aircraft en route between Frankfurt and Madrid was re-rooted to Zurich airport after bizarre smells were detected emanating from the cabin kitchen. The plane was carrying 80 passengers escaping the freezing German temperatures for some late Autumn Spanish sunshine and sangria when cabin crew started flinching their nostrils. Notifying the captain...
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French town bans homeless people from looking in bins

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October 13, 2011
Nogent-Sur-Marne has made looking in bins for food a criminal offence

French town targets the poor in an attempt to clean up the streets. Looking in bins for food is made illegal in Nogent-sur-marne
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