Dark days and white snow

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May 3, 2013

Ominious clouds of malcontent are being blown in off the jet stream and the casualties are falling like snowflakes in Siberia. Craziness is upon us and the bliss of hot Summer days is still a far off hazy vision on the polluted horizon. The bees are dying and Sherpas are fighting with the Swiss...
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Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.

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May 1, 2013
Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.

There are many great people who never procrastinate, and they did great things. Be one of them. Blame us for your procrastination
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Kim jung un and the battle for the Samoan Skies. And Goose liver.

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April 2, 2013
Kim jung un and the battle for the Samoan Skies. And Goose liver.

The week began with the French closing down the Eiffel Tower and ended with Samoan Air charging fat people more to fly. Crushed in amongst it like a skinny European flying coach class to the South Pacific tropical paradise with an epidemic of obesity and an apparent obsession for palm oil and French fries...
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The M.O.D is considering using ballistic surface-to-air missiles on housing estate in east London

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October 21, 2012
The M.O.D is considering using ballistic surface-to-air missiles on housing estate in east London

The Ministry of Defence has upped the anti in the billion dollar security project that is the 2012 London Olympics by ruminating the use of surface-to-air missiles to protect the skies above London during the event
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Outdoor Rain blamed for indoor Heathrow Queues.

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May 1, 2012
Outdoor Rain blamed for indoor Heathrow Queues.

As the bulging ineptitude of the Olympic Games looms over the capital and  London security chiefs mount land to air missile systems on the tops of apartment blocks in some of the most densely populated housing estates in Western Europe, Heathrow airport is continuing its gold medal winning form in the ineptitude Olympics. At...
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Folsom Prison, but not as Johnny Cash saw it – Man escapes Folsom Prison only to be recaptured in ……….. Folsom.

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April 17, 2012
Folsom Prison, but not as Johnny Cash saw it – Man escapes Folsom Prison only to be recaptured in ……….. Folsom.

If you are going to escape from prison, if you are going to over come the sheer difficulty and improbability of it, then run. Run a long way from those concrete walls. Keep running and don't look back............................. Marco Cabrera took his clothes off and hid a stones throw from Folsom City Prison
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The French can’t keep their clothes on. La Redoute keeps naked man behind children on beach.

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January 5, 2012
No killer shark and no naked men

“Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.” This is the tag line from Jaws 2, the 1978 sequel to the 1975 Steven Spielberg shark film Jaws, a film about a big shark terrorising the fictional town of Amity. In the second film another giant shark finds its way...
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Olympics Ineptitude part 1 – 10,000 Synchronised swimming tickets oversold

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January 4, 2012
Olympics Ineptitude part 1 – 10,000 Synchronised swimming tickets oversold

Just. Where. Do. You. Begin? That title is correct. Not only did 10,000 more people than can fit inside the aquatic centre apply for tickets to watch synchronised swimming at the 2012 London Olympics, but they actually got allocated tickets, only for the organising London Olympic tickets distribution monkeys to telephone the poor unfortunates...
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Fat Cat killed by Cat

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January 4, 2012
Fat Cat killed by Cat

Once upon a time curiosity may well have killed the cat, but that time has long since passed and these days and now the shoe is most definately on the other paw. Indeed the 4-footed presents from long dead alien cultures are now pitting their springy feet against the spreading fat cats of China....
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Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.

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November 27, 2011
Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.

“This situation must be controlled before it’s too late. They’re multiplying too rapidly!” This is a quote from George Romero’s 1978 zombie masterpiece Dawn of The Dead. In the iconic film the words are obviously applied to the increasing number of zombies intent on eating brains, but it could be applied to the current...
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Computer Games at Dawn. Coach Blames Call of Duty 3 for killing his football team.

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November 19, 2011
Computer Games at Dawn. Coach Blames Call of Duty 3 for killing his football team.

American football coach blames Call of Duty 3 for his teams current slump in form
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“Howlin’ Mad” Chavez Blames The United States for Imminent Nuclear War in the Middle East

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November 16, 2011
Alledged American military prescence. Iran is surrounded.

War with Iran looms
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