Monthly Archives: April 2011

Termites Chow down on dollars in Indian Bank. Bill comes to 10 million rupees.

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April 27, 2011
Termites Chow down on dollars in Indian Bank. Bill comes to 10 million rupees.

“Ocean’s Eleven, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid, Reservoir Dogs, Nick Leeson. Listen up. If you want to rob a bank, what you need to do is eat the f**king money. “ anon Build your house on the beach and it will get washed away. Build your bank on a termite mound and the...
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Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™

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April 26, 2011
Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™

Hot Diggity, Hot dam. It’s that time of week again folks. Who would have thought it. As is the norm, the fingers are out and the blame game is in full effect. Most are accusations but amongst all of the slime and sin there is a smattering of self actualisation. Yes, the finger does...
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10,000 incredibly inept people throw their passports in the bin every year.

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April 26, 2011
10,000 incredibly inept people throw their passports in the bin every year.

Sympathy for the devil but no such compassion for the 10,000 people, who according to the UK’s Identity and Passport Service (IPS) thought it would be a good idea to throw their passport in the bin last year. Why I hear you ask? Why indeed. The ineptitude and careless abandon to passport mishap doesn’t...
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The US Postal Service forgets New York and Uses the Las Vegan Statue of Liberty on, oh, lets say, 3 BILLION, stamps

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April 18, 2011
The US Postal Service forgets New York and Uses the Las Vegan Statue of Liberty on, oh, lets say, 3 BILLION, stamps

Three billion first class stamps bearing the iconic gaze of the Statue of Liberty have been printed by the US Postal Service. Unfortunately there is one glaring problem; one searing piece of ineptitude that would have left a bitter taste in the ladys’ mouth and should leave most New Yorkers seething: It isn’t the...
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Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame ***

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April 13, 2011

More Breaking Blame™ today as the news wires go completely berzerk with Blame. Fingers are pointing quicker than the price change of petroleum on the Trucking Info website. Tongues are wagging, the nails are out, the hair is being pulled; there is a bitch fight and mud is flying. So who is blaming who...
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£14 billion UK food mountain gets wasted every year.

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April 12, 2011
£14 billion UK food mountain gets wasted every year.

Hey you. Yeah you. How much food did you throw away yesterday? last week? How about last year? What about just at lunch time today? Well we can tell you how much food you throw away. Not in literal terms. We can’t tell you what you jettison, be it corn fakes or bacon, marmalade...
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Indonesian politician resigns after being caught looking at porn in parliament

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April 11, 2011
Indonesian politician resigns after being caught looking at porn in parliament

If you are a politician and decide to be part of a political party which actively promotes anti-pornography laws in your country, it is probably a good idea not to download or watch pornography whilst IN PARLIAMENT. As the laws of ineptitude dictate, this is exactly what happened in Indonesia this week. The politician...
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15-month toddler given apple margarita in American restaurant. Would have failed breathalyser.

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April 11, 2011
15-month toddler given apple margarita in American restaurant. Would have failed breathalyser.

Ineptitude comes to the restaurants of America as a Michigan chain restaurant Applebee’s gives a 15-month old child who requested apple juice a margarita instead. If only such things would happen to the adults of this world. A Friday afternoon stop at the Applebee’s restaurant turned into a drunken, terrifying ordeal for Taylor Dill-Reese...
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Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame ***

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April 4, 2011

Fresh off the entrails of the biggest and most accessible search engine in the galaxy comes the breaking blame of the day. The news wires are awash with people blaming other people, objects, animals and US government tests for all manner of inept behaviour. Here are a few of the best from today. Are...
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Inept burglar calls the police after botching the job and falling down a well.

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April 3, 2011
Inept burglar calls the police after botching the job and falling down a well.

Ineptitude runs through all walks of life and it shouldn’t be of any surprise that it incorporates the criminal underworld. Not the mafioso and the romantic image of criminal overlords but the dregs of everyday crime; the inept minority who steal cars, break shop windows, start bar fights, traffic people and burgle houses. These...
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