Monthly Archives: May 2011

Cucumbers continue their killing spree in Europe. E-coli to blame for multiple victims.

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May 30, 2011
Cucumbers continue their killing spree in Europe. E-coli to blame for multiple victims.

Killer salads are stalking the dinner tables of Europe and E-coli is to blame. So far 10 unfortunate people have lost their lives in Germany, hundreds have fallen ill and the outbreak is far from over, barely contained and little understood. Thought to have originated in Spanish cucumbers imported into Germany, the E-coli cucumber...
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Is this BigFoot? Or a man dressed like a big, hairy monkey. New Faked Footage emerges.

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May 30, 2011
Is this BigFoot? Or a man dressed like a big, hairy monkey. New Faked Footage emerges.

You would think that people would have stopped trying to convince the world that Bigfoot exists by now. Out of focus, grainy and badly filmed footage used to be mildly believable; now it is just grainy, out of focus footage which needs better editing. But no. The Bigfoot hoax is still alive and very...
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We Take the Blame™ for people who talk and use mobile phones whilst at the cinema

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May 29, 2011
We Take the Blame™ for people who talk and use mobile phones whilst at the cinema

Forget reality television being a mirror on society, it was never true and certainly never will be. It is a micro-cosom of the biggest mistakes that society has created, all together, in one place, being tools. No, if you want a real mirror on society then head to the cinema this weekend. You can...
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Denmark Bans Marmite. (Danish Bacon bans to follow in retaliation?)

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May 25, 2011
Denmark Bans Marmite. (Danish Bacon bans to follow in retaliation?)

Denmark has only gone and imposed a nationwide ban on Marmite. If you love Marmite, just let that little sentence sink in for a while…………….. And then thank the Lord above that you don’t live in Copenhagen where shops have already been ordered to withdraw stocks of the bizarre, alien substance from the shelves....
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Underage drinker gets drunk, crashes into a police car and head-butts an officer. Blames bar for selling him alcohol.

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May 24, 2011
Underage drinker gets drunk, crashes into a police car and head-butts an officer. Blames bar for selling him alcohol.

Driving under the influence, aggravated assault, refusing an alcohol test, resisting arrest, evading arrest, underage drinking, having no insurance, and violation of the vehicle registration law. Quite a rap sheet and some way to end an evening of quite drinking in a bar. This is exactly how it ended for drunk, 19-year old Zachary...
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Breaking Blame™ – it hits the headlines faster than Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s new female intern leaves the building.

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May 23, 2011
Breaking Blame™ – it hits the headlines faster than Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s new female intern leaves the building.

Apparently Rikers Island prison, where Dominique Strauss-Kahn spent a few days last week, has bad food. This is according to a French Lawyer who obviously puts food above male shower rape, drug abuse, violence, self-mutilation, starving prisoners, corruption and God knows what else which goes on behind the locked iron doors of one of...
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Breaking News … World did not end on May 21. The Rapture didn’t arrive. We Take the Blame™ for the end of the world (not happening)

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May 22, 2011
Breaking News … World did not end on May 21. The Rapture didn’t arrive. We Take the Blame™ for the end of the world (not happening)

Well that was a big anti-climax. The World didn’t end on the 21st May 2011 like it was forecast to do. There was no fire and brimstone. There wasn’t 5 continent destroying earthquakes all set up to cascade through the plate tectonics at 6pm local time like an advanced sprinkler system. The Tsunamis didn’t...
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Tropical Pacific Ocean Islands are sinking into the Ocean. 2 down, 19 to go. Is Coral Mining Taking the Blame?

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May 22, 2011
Tropical Pacific Ocean Islands are sinking into the Ocean. 2 down, 19 to go. Is Coral Mining Taking the Blame?

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. If you learnt anything in school during your science lessons, surely this simple yet accurate and effective state of affairs was it. Newtons Law of Motion and his 3rd law of Physics. He was a genius. You should listen to what he had to say.  If one object pushes against another,...
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Football Ineptitude Part 1. Penalties. Roberto Baggio shows how to lose a World Cup and other inept Football players.

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May 16, 2011
Football Ineptitude Part 1. Penalties. Roberto Baggio shows how to lose a World Cup and other inept Football players.

Whether you think football is Gods gift to mankind or as interesting as a visit to a Ukrainian dentist, one thing is clear, football and footballers are a hotbed of ineptitude, both on and off the field. For the time being we are sticking to the pitch and what should be the easiest task...
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Breaking Blame™ – Police blame cheese for false imprisonment; Chihuahua causes Terror alert and Lady Gaga splits from boyfriend.

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May 15, 2011
Breaking Blame™ – Police blame cheese for false imprisonment; Chihuahua causes Terror alert and Lady Gaga splits from boyfriend.

Faster than a freight train on amphetamines, the daily blame game is careering down the tracks of the global news wires. This week has seen a mighty fine collection of do-gooders and evil-doers pointing the blame and taking the blame and here we collect some of the finest from over the Internet for your...
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Friday 13th. The worst date in the Calendar for superstitious nuts. We take the blame™

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May 13, 2011
Friday 13th. The worst date in the Calendar for superstitious nuts. We take the blame™

Thank God its Friday? Not today. Thank the Grim Reaper himself. Thank the evil, red-hoofed Beelzebub that basks in the nether regions of Hell, for when Friday the 13th rolls into town, like it has this fine morning, heads will roll and bad shit will happen. Run for your life, take shelter, man up,...
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The Sony Saga Snowballs. More delays, more confusion and now Sony itself leaves personal data online.

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May 11, 2011
The Sony Saga Snowballs. More delays, more confusion and now Sony itself leaves personal data online.

“Hacking. It’s like a Berlinda Carlisle song. You know you shouldn’t like it but for some reason you do.” So we have proved that hacking is cool. Along with driving Ferrari’s and sleeping with super models it is one of the few ambitions of almost all teenagers; the ability to hack into, what would...
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