Monthly Archives: June 2011

Gunman, hostage taker and drug felon updates his Facebook whilst mid-siege.

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June 22, 2011
Gunman, hostage taker and drug felon updates his Facebook whilst mid-siege.

“Thank you homie. Good looking out“ “I’m currently in a standoff … kinda ugly, but ready for whatever“ “I love u guyz and if I don’t make it out of here alive that I’m in a better place and u were all great friends“ “Got a cute ‘Hostage’ huh“ “Well i was lettin this...
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Free money. $25,000 lands in the lap of lucky Pittsburgh gambler. We Take the Blame™ for your losing streak.

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June 22, 2011
Free money. $25,000 lands in the lap of lucky Pittsburgh gambler. We Take the Blame™ for your losing streak.

“When we put 50 machines in, I consider them 50 more mousetraps. You have to have a mousetrap to catch a mouse.” -Bob Stupak, former Las Vegas casino owner “It can be argued that man’s instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the trees.” -Mario Puzo,...
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John McCain blames Arizona wildfires on illegal immigrants, Angelo Falcon says he might as well blame aliens from outer space.

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June 19, 2011
John McCain blames Arizona wildfires on illegal immigrants, Angelo Falcon says he might as well blame aliens from outer space.

As Arizona firefighters continue to tackle wildfires which have already burnt over 732,000 acres of land, a blame game is brewing which is only adding fuel to the flames. US senator John McCain has blamed illegal immigrants for starting some of the fires. “There is substantial evidence that some of these fires have been...
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After Flight 1549 and the Miracle on the Hudson, New York will now kill and cook the geese responsible

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June 18, 2011
After Flight 1549 and the Miracle on the Hudson, New York will now kill and cook the geese responsible

Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger did an incredible thing. A majestic, fabulous, brave, mesmerising and some might say, insane thing. He made a decision on January 15th 2009 that most probably saved the lives of 155 people. Along with the other crew members of US Airways Flight 1549, he landed a plane on the Hudson River....
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Is that a wart on your finger? Forget medical advice, You should blow it off with a shotgun. That’s what Sean Murphy did.

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June 18, 2011
Is that a wart on your finger? Forget medical advice, You should blow it off with a shotgun. That’s what Sean Murphy did.

Take The Blame™ is recoiling. Recoiling in the same way that the 12-gauge shotgun recoiled when English Yorkshire man Sean Murphy used it to remove a wart on his finger. Ignoring doctors advice to “under no circumstances” remove the wart with a shotgun, Mr. Murphy took the medical world into his own hands and...
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Playboy Bunny blames Hugh Heffners party lifestyle for wedding cancellation. Just a conicidence that her single was released the same day.

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June 17, 2011
Playboy Bunny blames Hugh Heffners party lifestyle for wedding cancellation. Just a conicidence that her single was released the same day.

The universe is just one big fucking coincidence. Life is just a coincidence. The perfect levels of oxygen and hydrogen just happened to be in the same place at the same time, creating all living things on Earth, which itself came into being by chance. Coincidence has a lot to answer for. Including the...
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Stanley Cup Ice hockey game turns into all out war as the Boston Bruins hammer the Canucks. Angry mob to blame.

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June 17, 2011
Stanley Cup Ice hockey game turns into all out war as the Boston Bruins hammer the Canucks. Angry mob to blame.

They are a passionate lot those ice-hockey fans. Normally the preserve of football fans, Tuesday saw violence and rioting descend on the otherwise, peaceful, tranquil, sedate Vancouver Bay area and it was all down to an ice-hockey game. Not any ice-hockey game admittedly, but an ice-hockey game nonetheless. The final of The Stanley Cup...
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Obama blames unemployment on Automation. ATM machines to blame then?

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June 15, 2011
Obama blames unemployment on Automation. ATM machines to blame then?

Skynet will be happy. John Connor will be making an appearance any day now. The machines are coming; the robot wars will soon be upon us and the future for mankind is a bleak, ravaged, post-apocalyptic one. Automation is everywhere and people are becoming obsolete as the machines take the jobs. Well, at least...
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Breaking Blame™ – Barbie in deforestation blame; Obama blames Europe for stuttering economy and Shania Twain in warped love triangle.

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June 8, 2011
Breaking Blame™ – Barbie in deforestation blame; Obama blames Europe for stuttering economy and Shania Twain in warped love triangle.

Hidden amongst the vegetable fallout generated by the unstoppable E. coli outbreak, the last week has seen its fair share of blame being placed. Obviously, as is the norm, most of the blame has been in one direction. So as DSK sits in isolation in a plush, penthouse prison cell in NY; as the...
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Vegetable hunt gathers steam as E. coli hits the United States. Bean sprouts now to blame.

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June 7, 2011
Vegetable hunt gathers steam as E. coli hits the United States. Bean sprouts now to blame.

Bean sprouts are potentially the most dangerous food in the known universe and possibly the cause of 21 deaths and thousands of hospitalisations across Europe. The problem is that they also might not be. Any vegetable currently lining the shelves of your local supermarket could be the E. coli killer stalking the plates of...
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Google Blame China for Hacking US official emails. Rest of the World say ‘You don’t say’

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June 2, 2011
Google Blame China for Hacking US official emails. Rest of the World say ‘You don’t say’

In a very unsurprising piece of news, Google has blamed The Chinese for the hacking of online email accounts belonging to US officials. China, never one to admit to their wrong doings, has remained quiet and is perhaps considering kidnapping in retaliation to the blame. That the Chinese are involved in underhand Internet espionage...
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Taking the blame™ – for erratic driving and erratic drivers

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June 2, 2011
Taking the blame™ – for erratic driving and erratic drivers

Some people should not be allowed to drive. Pure and simple. Hell, some people are out there right now driving cars who shouldn’t even be allowed out of the house.  How some drivers on the road today managed to pass the driving test in the first place is a mystery to science, up there...
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