Breaking Blame™ Germany admits that Spanish cucumbers are not to blame.

June 1, 2011

Spanish anger at cucumber blame has been vindicated. For now.

Germany has admitted that Spanish cucumbers are not the source of the E. coli outbreak that has killed 16 and left hundreds ill across Germany and parts of Europe.

Just what the fuck is causing the contamination? Bin Laden in vegetable terrorism? Europe’s children – they have finally had enough of being forced to eat their greens and have retaliated in the only way they know how. E. coli. Space terrorism? The outbreak came in on a meteorite from space? The Chinese? The Russians? The Corse? ETA, IRA? The French? Just what is out there and why cucumbers????????

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