Monthly Archives: July 2011

Operating on yourself continues to frustrate patients – man tries to take out hernia himself. Whilst conscious. With a butter knife.

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July 27, 2011
Operating on yourself continues to frustrate patients – man tries to take out hernia himself. Whilst conscious. With a butter knife.

Self medication is seeping through the weak fabric of society quicker than a budgie in a gas mine as an ever increasing number of imbecilic, senseless, witless – or just plain insane - medical junkies get tired of waiting and take matters into their own hands, bring out the chopping boards and get fruity...
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Diamond in the cockpit. Banker with pornstar name lands David Cameron’s plane? Double standards anyone?

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July 22, 2011
Diamond in the cockpit. Banker with pornstar name lands David Cameron’s plane? Double standards anyone?

Footballers, politicians and bankers. Don’t you just hate them? Lying, thieving, adulterating, insidious, scheming, clandestine manipulators of the modern world. Or maybe they just get a bad press? Either way, it doesn’t help public adoration when they are seen to be above the law and recipients of special treatment that the common man would...
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Maradona Blames coach Batista as Argentina crash out early from the Copa America. Also, hookers, cocaine and stomach staples.

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July 20, 2011
Maradona Blames coach Batista as Argentina crash out early from the Copa America. Also, hookers, cocaine and stomach staples.

Before we begin, spot quiz. Do you know which football team Diego Amando Maradona, World Cup winner, Golden Ball winner, Golden boot winner, UEFA cup winner, Italian cup winner, Spanish cup winner, Spanish league cup winner, double Italian championship winner, 5-time South American player of the year currently manages? Any guesses? Well let us...
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Murdoch in the dock. Rupert Murdoch not to blame for on-going News Corporation phone hacking scandal

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July 20, 2011
Murdoch in the dock. Rupert Murdoch not to blame for on-going News Corporation phone hacking scandal

As the fallout from the News of The World phone hacking scandal continues to shake the foundations of the British tabloid press, Rupert Murdoch, and son and heir apparent James Murdoch, deny that they and News Corporation are to blame. Instead he lays the blame at the feet of people “he trusted” at The...
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American puts fireworks in a coffee grinder 600 years after the Chinese invent them. Inevitable explosions follow.

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July 12, 2011
American puts fireworks in a coffee grinder 600 years after the Chinese invent them. Inevitable explosions follow.

Back in the 7th Century, when the Chinese were harassed by evil spirits, dastardly ghosts and were afflicted by all things spooky and without explanation, they blew the hell out of them with the precursor to what we know today as fireworks. In reality they were probably little more than bamboo firecrackers that made...
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