Monthly Archives: August 2011

Police Quango spends £6.5m on lingerie, judo and Karaoke in a bid to cut spending

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August 31, 2011
Police Quango spends £6.5m on lingerie, judo and Karaoke in a bid to cut spending

A quango is not  a soft drink; it is not a South American dictator, nor indeed an Amazonian reptile. It is not a colour and it is not a pretentious name for a pretentious bar. In fact, it is an acronym for quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation and is pretty much as interesting as it sounds....
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Listen up North Korea. Want to know how to split the atom? Ask a Swede – they do it in the kitchen.

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August 7, 2011
Listen up North Korea. Want to know how to split the atom? Ask a Swede – they do it in the kitchen.

Do you have a smoke detector? Is it the optical variant or the ionising type? Whats that, You don’t know? Well, lets put it another way. Is it old or is it new? Because if it has been sitting on your ceiling for longer than you can remember, silently flashing its wears at you,...
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Strange white powders, fishing and death. If ever there was reason to NOT put things you find floating in the Ocean up your nose, then this is it.

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August 2, 2011
Strange white powders, fishing and death. If ever there was reason to NOT put things you find floating in the Ocean up your nose, then this is it.

And as if you ever needed one. Right? Wrong. This story is no Finding Nemo or The Little Mermaid and as sure as the nuclear contamination coursing through the gills of the fish in the bay of Fukushima , Disney and Pixar will not be diving back into the deep blue sea for their...
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Who said Romance is dead? Man shoots himself to win back the affections of his Ex.

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August 2, 2011
Who said Romance is dead? Man shoots himself to win back the affections of his Ex.

Whoever said romance was dead had obviously never met Jordan Cardella from Wisconsin. If they had, they would have discovered that romance is alive and well, living in northern America and shooting itself in the back with a Glock 9 in a vain attempt to win back the affections of the one it once...
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