Monthly Archives: September 2011

Man frees birds and gets arrested for animal cruelty

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September 29, 2011
10 rare and injured birds were released by Mr. Reid

A 21-year old man is arrested for freeing injured rare birds which can't even fly from a bird sanctuary. He films himself doing it and posts it on YouTube. See the video here.
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Ineptitude. US Government pays out $600 million to dead people.

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September 24, 2011
The US Government has given $600 Million to dead people.

What a curiosity. It turns out that the best way to earn tax payers money these days is to be dead. In a tale of ineptitude that can be seen from the outer reaches of space, the US government has given out over $600 million to the dead.
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Botched beer heist goes calamitously wrong.

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September 23, 2011
The mugshot says it all. INEPT

How much could possibly go wrong in the search for a cold beer after a long days' work? 3 men arrested for botching a beer heist.
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Owen Hargreaves Blames injections for his fragile body

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September 23, 2011
Owen Hargreaves blames Manchester United for his injury woes

Yesterday Owen Hargreaves, of all things a Canadian footballer, was the most beloved man in Premiership football. Agreed, that is not much of a claim to fame bearing in mind that most Premiership footballers garner about as much love as infected asbestos splinters under the fingernails, but he was. Today, after 63 minute of...
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Tony Bennett says America was to blame for 9/11 Trade Centre attacks

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September 21, 2011
The last remaining crooner blames America for 9/11

Tony Bennett blames America for the September 11th attacks on the world trade centre
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Japan blames China for Internet attacks

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September 20, 2011
The Japanese blame the Chinese for a recent outbreak of computer hacking and espionage

Chinese computer hackers continue to demonstrate that they are amongst the most obvious on the planet as they are caught hacking. Again.... and again..... and again. This time Japan blames China.
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Real Madrid Lose to Levante. Mourinho blames a trap.

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September 19, 2011
Real Madrid Lose to Levante. Mourinho blames a trap.

Real Madrid lose in the Spanish Liga to Levante. Mourinho blames his players
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Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

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September 19, 2011
Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

After a computer malfunction, take the blame has to point the finger at its own ineptitude.
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New York pumpkin shortage for Halloween.

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September 18, 2011
New York pumpkin shortage for Halloween.

Hurricane Irene destroys pumpkin plantations in New York state resulting in a major shortage of the vegetable. The result is that there will be no pumpkins to make jack-o-lanterns at halloween
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Things to do in Denver when you’re dead – 2 men arrested for driving corpse to the pub.

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September 17, 2011
Denver. Some say that come the Second Coming, Denver will be the place to be. It is really that great.

When two men from Denver found their friend had died, they went to bars and restaurants whilst he lay motionless in the back of the car. Like a scene from Weekend at Bernies only tragic and true and far from funny.
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Inept Drug smuggler hides cocaine in clams. Gets caught. Obviously.

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September 9, 2011
Inept Drug smuggler hides cocaine in clams. Gets caught. Obviously.

This is a clam. If ever something was designed for not smuggling drugs in, then this was probably it. It is small. It is a mollusc. In what world would you fill these with cocaine and attempt to smuggle them into America? Oh yes, this world. This one which is full of ineptitude. Top...
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Welfare fraudster blames evil twin-sister in real life TV soap opera.

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September 9, 2011
Welfare fraudster blames evil twin-sister in real life TV soap opera.

This tale of deceit, forgery and fraud could have been hand picked directly from the script writing pages of the Bold and the Beautiful or the Young and the Restless. A modern tale of corruption and welfare fraud is hardly news; it happens every waking minute in every benefit and welfare system in the...
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