Under Siege – Steven Seagal blamed for killing dog.

September 2, 2011

Everyone’s 5th or 6th favourite action hero from the 1990s – the one who was in that film… you know, the one with the naked Baywatch star who pops out of a cake…… What was his name? His did the splits over a kitchen counter. No that was Jean-Claude, or was it Dolf Lundgren… Wait. Steven Seagal, that’s it; Master Chef on an action film cooking binge on a train full of ex-KGB agents with a nuclear bomb set to detonate if Mr Seagal doesn’t kill them all quicker than he can chop a carrot and say “souffle” – has been blamed for killing a dog.

Late night films, those ones that start at 2am, are always better when this man turns up

The truth is that he probably didn’t but that isn’t what Jesus Sanchez Llovera believes and he wants a written apology for his kids and $50,000 from the star and the sheriffs office he believes are responsible for the unlawful killing.

For those that don’t know, which is probably not many, Steven Seagal has become a TV reality star in his own cop show, Steven Seagal: Lawman. The title just about explains all there is to know so we wont waste your time. In a recent episode of the show, Seagal and his team of lawmen, led by Joe Arpio and accompanied by the Maricopa County Deputies, raided the house of Mr Jesus Sanchez. What happened next is reality TV, cop show bullshit which we have all seen a billion times before, only this time, Mr Sanchez claims Seagal and his henchmen killed his puppy.

Did he? Well, according to David Trombi, a chief deputy for the Maricopa County sheriffs department, he didn’t. His exact words?

Thats a fabrication. That is just a bunch of crap

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