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Don’t tread on me

August 24, 2007
Don’t tread on me

For anybody who has ever stubbed their toe, banged their knee, crushed their funny bone or banged their head. But mostly for the toe stub. Whose fault is that? You just suffer and nobody ever says sorry. Until now.
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England has less bank holidays than Europe

August 24, 2007

By April 2009 we will have 28 days holiday a year and companies will not be entitled to use bank holidays in that figure. That equates to over one full month of doing nothing every year. This is not enough. And apart from anything else, why has it taken so long to be introduced...
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The TakeTheBlame Philosophy

July 4, 2007

Our philosophy is simple, our motivation honest; We Apologise. We apologise and take the blame because no one else will. We will take anything that has ever wronged you, and write you an apology. We are sorry. Apparently we are in the grips of a so-called blame culture. Well we don’t know about you...
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I cant stand the rain

July 4, 2007
I cant stand the rain

Personally, we like the rain, so this apology comes with a certain amount of resistance. But then all the best apologies do. If they were easy everybody would be doing it, which, if you read our philosophy, you will see they are not. Of course being bathed in sunshine is fabulous - although the amount of...
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Free money

June 27, 2007
Free money

There isnt enough enough money in the world for the real people, the people like you and me, the people who really need it. To all you people who dont have any money, the rich people have all the money. And more often that not they buy helicopters with it. As part of our apology, ...
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Please use Firefox

June 26, 2007

To view this page please use Firefox web browser. We are having problems with Internet Explorer and will hopefully resolve the problem as soon as possible. In the mean time, you can view this site in its entirety using Firefox. Apologies to the IE users out there. Our bad.
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