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“Howlin’ Mad” Chavez Blames The United States for Imminent Nuclear War in the Middle East

November 16, 2011
Alledged American military prescence. Iran is surrounded.

War with Iran looms
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Breaking Blame™ no. 2. X-factor embroiled in cocaine war; Walsh blames Barlow.

November 16, 2011
Breaking Blame™ no. 2. X-factor embroiled in cocaine war; Walsh blames Barlow.

Stepping away from global politics you have X-factor. Normally the home of pre-pubesent children and people who have no idea of what music is, the show has finally rocked out and been prone to a cocaine bust. As it is family viewing and no rock and roll should be entered into, the guilty party...
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Obviously guilty serial killer blames lawyer in a bid to eschew the chair.

November 14, 2011
Obviously guilty serial killer blames lawyer in a bid to eschew the chair.

When you are a serial killer with nothing left to lose and facing a bit of state-funded execution is a serious obstacle between yourself and your next birthday, then why not blame the lawyer
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Breaking Blame™ no. 1. Obama blames lazy Americans for Economic Cataclysm. Kind of.

November 14, 2011
Blame is engulfing Obama, now its lazy people and foreign investment

President Obama has blamed Laziness in the population for dips in foreign investment at a scripted meeting in Hawaii
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Stock Market Volatility could be blamed on trader cocaine binges says Italian Undersecretary

November 10, 2011
Carlo Giovanardi blames cocaine for the instability in the Italian markets

Italian undersecretary to Silvio Berlusconi blames cocaine for market volatility in his homeland. Cocaine brought on the financial crisis you say?
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Odd smell blamed for grounding plane

October 21, 2011
Odd smell blamed for grounding plane

A Lufthansa A320 aircraft en route between Frankfurt and Madrid was re-rooted to Zurich airport after bizarre smells were detected emanating from the cabin kitchen. The plane was carrying 80 passengers escaping the freezing German temperatures for some late Autumn Spanish sunshine and sangria when cabin crew started flinching their nostrils. Notifying the captain...
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French town bans homeless people from looking in bins

October 13, 2011
Nogent-Sur-Marne has made looking in bins for food a criminal offence

French town targets the poor in an attempt to clean up the streets. Looking in bins for food is made illegal in Nogent-sur-marne
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Man shot in the hand by his laptop

October 11, 2011
The painful remnants of when laptops attack!

Man in New Zealand is shot by his Toshiba Laptop computer. Is it the Stigmata or just a faulty DVD drive?
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Man robs bank then goes next door for pizza. Gets arrested.

October 10, 2011
The targeted bank was Wells Fargo. They don't make pizza so the robber went next door

Yuma. Tuscon Arizona. A Breeding ground of inept criminals where robbing a bank is followed up with a few beers and a celebratory slice of pizza. But of course. It wouldn’t be so many chromosomes short of a functioning string of DNA if the pizza restaurant chosen wasn’t next door to the bank. Saturday...
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Job Done.

October 6, 2011
Steve Jobs dies from cancer at the age of 56

One day after Apple released the successor to the iPhone 4, catchily titled the iPhone 4s, Steve Jobs, co-founder of the most lucrative, awe-inspiring and geek wet dream ever created, has died from pancreatic cancer at the age of 56. The visionary leaves behind a wife, four kids and a world wide global family...
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Armed robber overpowered by 12-year old child.

October 5, 2011
armed and crazy? You are still no match for this 12-year old

Whatever drives a man to enter a jewellery shop brandishing a gun and fully intent on robbing the outfit of the entirety of its precious gems is, you would have thought, not going to be threatened by a 12-year old child. On a normal day it probably wouldn’t, but on a normal day the...
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Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

October 3, 2011
Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

Lets play a small game of spot the difference. How did you do? Did you manage to decipher the code? If you are unsure, the animal on the right of this picture is a Bengali White Tiger. Perhaps you can notice the sharp teeth, the killer look in the eye, the huge clawed feet...
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