Animals

Working on the first sunshine days of the year blows. We take the blame.

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March 25, 2011
Working on the first sunshine days of the year blows. We take the blame.

Oxford animal testing labs are fit to bursting at this time of year. The monkeys are screaming, not howling, and the lab rats are honing up on their crystal maze skills in a vain attempt to beat the impenetrable fortress of makeup testers. The caged animals do sing, but to a different tune to...
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Breast milk ice-cream

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March 2, 2011
Breast milk ice-cream

There are some things that the world could quite easily live without; certain things that, were they to vanish, nobody would blink. Places, people and objects that really have no place in this world or the next. Switzerland for example. Bono. Big Brother. Ships in bottles. Cucumbers. Rollerblades. Traffic wardens. Touching your nose with...
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What is Take The Blame?

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February 17, 2011
What is Take The Blame?

Our ethos is simple, we are here to take the blame. Apparently we live in a blame culture; and in a blame culture there needs to be someone who you can turn to when there is nobody else who will shoulder your blame. Whatever the reason, whatever the occasion, we are there for you....
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Scientists prove the bleeding obvious – Nuclear explosions really are not good for you

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February 11, 2011
Scientists prove the bleeding obvious – Nuclear explosions really are not good for you

At twenty three minutes past one on the morning of April 26th 1986 in a small Ukranian village by the name of Pripyat, all hell broke loose.  The ground literally welled up in a garguantuan fireball and the little red skinned, horned bastard himself said hello. An initial power surge in the main reactor...
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The Running of The Bulls in Pamplona – The Bulls take back what is rightfully theirs.

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July 7, 2008
The Running of The Bulls in Pamplona – The Bulls take back what is rightfully theirs.

Lets hear it for the bulls shall we? This week in the usually sleepy Spanish town of Pamplona, the 9 day festival of San Fermin has erupted onto the cobbled streets. From the 6th July when pyrotechnics or, more traditionally, gunfire and cannon fire mark the start of this festival in the Navarre region,...
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Shark attacks in Mexican resort of Zihuatanejo. Sharks are not to blame, says shark.

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June 2, 2008
Shark attacks in Mexican resort of Zihuatanejo. Sharks are not to blame, says shark.

People being eaten by sharks is never a good thing, some would say it isn’t even a funny thing. But sharks have to eat too. They don’t have  the luxury of choice, they don’t go on diets, they eat what they see and invariably don’t see what they eat. Sometimes they even eat human...
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Last English White Stag beheaded

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October 29, 2007
Last English White Stag beheaded

In one of the most barbaric, cowardly and sickening pieces of killing for killings sake, the only white red deer in the country has been killed. The White stag that roamed the Cornish and Devon borders has been beheaded and it’s carcass hung from a tree. Such was the rarity of it that locals...
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