Behaviour

10,000 incredibly inept people throw their passports in the bin every year.

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April 26, 2011
10,000 incredibly inept people throw their passports in the bin every year.

Sympathy for the devil but no such compassion for the 10,000 people, who according to the UK’s Identity and Passport Service (IPS) thought it would be a good idea to throw their passport in the bin last year. Why I hear you ask? Why indeed. The ineptitude and careless abandon to passport mishap doesn’t...
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Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame ***

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April 13, 2011

More Breaking Blame™ today as the news wires go completely berzerk with Blame. Fingers are pointing quicker than the price change of petroleum on the Trucking Info website. Tongues are wagging, the nails are out, the hair is being pulled; there is a bitch fight and mud is flying. So who is blaming who...
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£14 billion UK food mountain gets wasted every year.

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April 12, 2011
£14 billion UK food mountain gets wasted every year.

Hey you. Yeah you. How much food did you throw away yesterday? last week? How about last year? What about just at lunch time today? Well we can tell you how much food you throw away. Not in literal terms. We can’t tell you what you jettison, be it corn fakes or bacon, marmalade...
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Indonesian politician resigns after being caught looking at porn in parliament

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April 11, 2011
Indonesian politician resigns after being caught looking at porn in parliament

If you are a politician and decide to be part of a political party which actively promotes anti-pornography laws in your country, it is probably a good idea not to download or watch pornography whilst IN PARLIAMENT. As the laws of ineptitude dictate, this is exactly what happened in Indonesia this week. The politician...
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15-month toddler given apple margarita in American restaurant. Would have failed breathalyser.

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April 11, 2011
15-month toddler given apple margarita in American restaurant. Would have failed breathalyser.

Ineptitude comes to the restaurants of America as a Michigan chain restaurant Applebee’s gives a 15-month old child who requested apple juice a margarita instead. If only such things would happen to the adults of this world. A Friday afternoon stop at the Applebee’s restaurant turned into a drunken, terrifying ordeal for Taylor Dill-Reese...
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British Police to issue shotguns to 7-year olds?

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March 26, 2011
British Police to issue shotguns to 7-year olds?

Some things in life are pretty self-explanatory, obvious and without rebuke. Not allowing 7-year olds to roam the countryside firing shotguns at all and sundry is surely one of such things? Well apparently not. At least not according to the Gloucestershire police department, who, in 2008 issued a 7-year old with a shotgun license....
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Working on the first sunshine days of the year blows. We take the blame.

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March 25, 2011
Working on the first sunshine days of the year blows. We take the blame.

Oxford animal testing labs are fit to bursting at this time of year. The monkeys are screaming, not howling, and the lab rats are honing up on their crystal maze skills in a vain attempt to beat the impenetrable fortress of makeup testers. The caged animals do sing, but to a different tune to...
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People are rude; Politeness has evaporated. We take the blame.

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March 12, 2011
People are rude; Politeness has evaporated. We take the blame.

People are rude. We all know that. Every day city dwellers are forced to put up with one incident after another of pure, unadulterated, wreck-less rudeness. It is time that something out there changed; it’s time that someone took a big hot poker and instilled some manners in the masses. If it has to...
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Don’t tread on me

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August 24, 2007
Don’t tread on me

For anybody who has ever stubbed their toe, banged their knee, crushed their funny bone or banged their head. But mostly for the toe stub. Whose fault is that? You just suffer and nobody ever says sorry. Until now.
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