Blame

Police Quango spends £6.5m on lingerie, judo and Karaoke in a bid to cut spending

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August 31, 2011
Police Quango spends £6.5m on lingerie, judo and Karaoke in a bid to cut spending

A quango is not  a soft drink; it is not a South American dictator, nor indeed an Amazonian reptile. It is not a colour and it is not a pretentious name for a pretentious bar. In fact, it is an acronym for quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation and is pretty much as interesting as it sounds....
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Murdoch in the dock. Rupert Murdoch not to blame for on-going News Corporation phone hacking scandal

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July 20, 2011
Murdoch in the dock. Rupert Murdoch not to blame for on-going News Corporation phone hacking scandal

As the fallout from the News of The World phone hacking scandal continues to shake the foundations of the British tabloid press, Rupert Murdoch, and son and heir apparent James Murdoch, deny that they and News Corporation are to blame. Instead he lays the blame at the feet of people “he trusted” at The...
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Breaking Blame™ – Man kills neighbours goat whilst wearing womens clothes and high on “Bath Salts”. (plus other stories of Blame you may have missed from the week)

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May 6, 2011
Breaking Blame™ – Man kills neighbours goat whilst wearing womens clothes and high on “Bath Salts”. (plus other stories of Blame you may have missed from the week)

Fuck Blimey, it’s been a week already! In that time so much blame has fallen onto the Internet highway that it must be time to do a bit of digging and retrieve some of that delicious, mud slinging blame… mmmm Sony. They used to make Walkmans, remember them? Technological icon. If your heart was...
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Osama Bin Laden is dead. Leader and figurehead of The Al Qaeda terrorist network is killed by American troops in Pakistan.

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May 2, 2011
Osama Bin Laden is dead. Leader and figurehead of The Al Qaeda terrorist network is killed by American troops in Pakistan.

The biggest manhunt ever assembled came to a tumultuous crescendo last night as US Navy Seals finally put a bullet in the head of one of the most loathed, feared and discpicable man that ever had the audacity to walk amongst men. Osama Bin Laden, leader and morale for Al Quaeda has been killed....
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Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™

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April 26, 2011
Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™ *** Breaking Blame™

Hot Diggity, Hot dam. It’s that time of week again folks. Who would have thought it. As is the norm, the fingers are out and the blame game is in full effect. Most are accusations but amongst all of the slime and sin there is a smattering of self actualisation. Yes, the finger does...
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Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame ***

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April 13, 2011

More Breaking Blame™ today as the news wires go completely berzerk with Blame. Fingers are pointing quicker than the price change of petroleum on the Trucking Info website. Tongues are wagging, the nails are out, the hair is being pulled; there is a bitch fight and mud is flying. So who is blaming who...
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UK Government officials spend £48,337 on first-class rail tickets and bill the public.

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March 7, 2011
UK Government officials spend £48,337 on first-class rail tickets and bill the public.

In a great piece of logistical and geographical planning, the Government Department of International Development (DfiD) has two offices; one in London and one in East Kilbride, Scotland. A nice clean round trip of 800 miles. In the first 6 months of 2010 a handful of government officials – who incidentally haven’t been named...
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Taking the blame for the Flu – Not the common cold you big wimp.

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March 6, 2011
Taking the blame for the Flu – Not the common cold you big wimp.

There is what appears to be green, congealed spam oozing from your nose. Your lungs are trying to escape from your ribcage in a last ditch attempt to escape the imminent prison fire, only they are trying to abdicate through your throat, causing contractions and convulsions through your entire chest cavity. It hurts. And...
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Breast milk ice-cream

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March 2, 2011
Breast milk ice-cream

There are some things that the world could quite easily live without; certain things that, were they to vanish, nobody would blink. Places, people and objects that really have no place in this world or the next. Switzerland for example. Bono. Big Brother. Ships in bottles. Cucumbers. Rollerblades. Traffic wardens. Touching your nose with...
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Monday Mornings

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February 28, 2011

Monday Morning is as welcome as a Las Vegan harlot at your Sunday wedding; a dirty remnant of a stag weekend gone haywire after 17 too many tequila chasers who decides to make an appearance to re-enact the hotel room debacle carried out a week earlier. Your imminent bride doesn’t take kindly to proceedings...
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