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Las Vegas or bust. The Dice is tumbling and revenue is down in the gambling capital.

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July 18, 2014
Las Vegas or bust. The Dice is tumbling and revenue is down in the gambling capital.

Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire. I got a whole lotta money thats ready to burn so get those stakes up higher….. So how high do you want them to be raised? The stakes I mean. How much do you have to loose? Las Vegas is a...
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Breaking Blame™ – Man kills neighbours goat whilst wearing womens clothes and high on “Bath Salts”. (plus other stories of Blame you may have missed from the week)

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May 6, 2011
Breaking Blame™ – Man kills neighbours goat whilst wearing womens clothes and high on “Bath Salts”. (plus other stories of Blame you may have missed from the week)

Fuck Blimey, it’s been a week already! In that time so much blame has fallen onto the Internet highway that it must be time to do a bit of digging and retrieve some of that delicious, mud slinging blame… mmmm Sony. They used to make Walkmans, remember them? Technological icon. If your heart was...
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Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame *** Breaking Blame ***

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April 13, 2011

More Breaking Blame™ today as the news wires go completely berzerk with Blame. Fingers are pointing quicker than the price change of petroleum on the Trucking Info website. Tongues are wagging, the nails are out, the hair is being pulled; there is a bitch fight and mud is flying. So who is blaming who...
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This week we have taken the blame for YOU!!

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March 12, 2011
This week we have taken the blame for YOU!!

Our recently added Blame request board has been practically inundated with your requests for blame. This week we have taken the best requests and taken the blame for your problems, issues, infractions and jokes. Feel free to drop a request and we will gladly take the blame for whatever ails you. This week……. Matthew...
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What is Take The Blame?

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February 17, 2011
What is Take The Blame?

Our ethos is simple, we are here to take the blame. Apparently we live in a blame culture; and in a blame culture there needs to be someone who you can turn to when there is nobody else who will shoulder your blame. Whatever the reason, whatever the occasion, we are there for you....
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Supermarket rage is all the rage – We take the blame™ for supermarkets

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February 10, 2011
Supermarket rage is all the rage – We take the blame™ for supermarkets

The supermarket. Barren wasteland of the surreal and inept; a breeding ground of agitation and reckless stupidity; of time wasting and time expansion, where one fleeting second can feel like the eternal stretch of existence. Such is the capacity for the human being to be inept in a supermarket – the same capacity can...
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English officially becomes the most spoken language in the world. You had better learn it quickly.

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July 15, 2008
English officially becomes the most spoken language in the world. You had better learn it quickly.

As the most widely spoken language in the world – and yes, before the Chinese contingent jump on board heckling obscenities and crying like banshees that the jewel of the Oriental languages is more spoken, it is not -  it isn’t  half difficult to learn. Of the worlds 3000 (ish) documented languages, English is...
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spam spam spam

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June 23, 2008
spam spam spam

We Take The Blame for all of the Spam you have to sipher from your inbox every day.
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Round of drinks now costs $500,000

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June 13, 2008
Round of drinks now costs $500,000

David Li, a 32 year old billionaire from Shanghai who made his fortune when he sold his Internet company last year, visited the Na-pa Valley in California to buy some wine for his Sunday dinner last week. Obviously being a billionaire, money is not an object and seeing as though he already has over...
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The World’s Stupidiest Names revealed

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June 9, 2008
The World’s Stupidiest Names revealed

Frank Zapper certainly started something when he called his child Moon Unit. Whatever lysergic derivative flowing through his head at that time perhaps influenced his decision, what it didn’t do was cause the rush of blood to the countless others who have followed in his wake. Taketheblame would like to apologise to all the...
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Russia Blames America for state of the world economic markets shock

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June 8, 2008
Russia Blames America for state of the world economic markets shock

America and Russia have long been at loggerheads with each other, nothing new there. Every now and again their huge political and PR juggernauts try and convince a skeptical world that their relationship is not how it used to be, that the Cold War is a distant memory and political channels are clearer than...
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The BBC continues its ineptitude by losing 36 million pounds?

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June 3, 2008
The BBC continues its ineptitude by losing 36 million pounds?

In the scheme of things I suppose that 36 million is not a great deal of money. A small bonus to a wealthy banker, an average footballer. You probably couldn’t get hold of a decent powerboat for that so for the BBC to go 36 million pounds over budget isn’t such a big deal...
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