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Crime
Folsom Prison, but not as Johnny Cash saw it – Man escapes Folsom Prison only to be recaptured in ……….. Folsom.
If you are going to escape from prison, if you are going to over come the sheer difficulty and improbability of it, then run. Run a long way from those concrete walls. Keep running and don't look back............................. Marco Cabrera took his clothes off and hid a stones throw from Folsom City Prison
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Obviously guilty serial killer blames lawyer in a bid to eschew the chair.
When you are a serial killer with nothing left to lose and facing a bit of state-funded execution is a serious obstacle between yourself and your next birthday, then why not blame the lawyer
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Man robs bank then goes next door for pizza. Gets arrested.
Yuma. Tuscon Arizona. A Breeding ground of inept criminals where robbing a bank is followed up with a few beers and a celebratory slice of pizza. But of course. It wouldn’t be so many chromosomes short of a functioning string of DNA if the pizza restaurant chosen wasn’t next door to the bank. Saturday...
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Armed robber overpowered by 12-year old child.
Whatever drives a man to enter a jewellery shop brandishing a gun and fully intent on robbing the outfit of the entirety of its precious gems is, you would have thought, not going to be threatened by a 12-year old child. On a normal day it probably wouldn’t, but on a normal day the...
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Botched beer heist goes calamitously wrong.
How much could possibly go wrong in the search for a cold beer after a long days' work? 3 men arrested for botching a beer heist.
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Things to do in Denver when you’re dead – 2 men arrested for driving corpse to the pub.
When two men from Denver found their friend had died, they went to bars and restaurants whilst he lay motionless in the back of the car. Like a scene from Weekend at Bernies only tragic and true and far from funny.
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Inept Drug smuggler hides cocaine in clams. Gets caught. Obviously.
This is a clam. If ever something was designed for not smuggling drugs in, then this was probably it. It is small. It is a mollusc. In what world would you fill these with cocaine and attempt to smuggle them into America? Oh yes, this world. This one which is full of ineptitude. Top...
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Welfare fraudster blames evil twin-sister in real life TV soap opera.
This tale of deceit, forgery and fraud could have been hand picked directly from the script writing pages of the Bold and the Beautiful or the Young and the Restless. A modern tale of corruption and welfare fraud is hardly news; it happens every waking minute in every benefit and welfare system in the...
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Who said Romance is dead? Man shoots himself to win back the affections of his Ex.
Whoever said romance was dead had obviously never met Jordan Cardella from Wisconsin. If they had, they would have discovered that romance is alive and well, living in northern America and shooting itself in the back with a Glock 9 in a vain attempt to win back the affections of the one it once...
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Gunman, hostage taker and drug felon updates his Facebook whilst mid-siege.
“Thank you homie. Good looking out“ “I’m currently in a standoff … kinda ugly, but ready for whatever“ “I love u guyz and if I don’t make it out of here alive that I’m in a better place and u were all great friends“ “Got a cute ‘Hostage’ huh“ “Well i was lettin this...
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Underage drinker gets drunk, crashes into a police car and head-butts an officer. Blames bar for selling him alcohol.
Driving under the influence, aggravated assault, refusing an alcohol test, resisting arrest, evading arrest, underage drinking, having no insurance, and violation of the vehicle registration law. Quite a rap sheet and some way to end an evening of quite drinking in a bar. This is exactly how it ended for drunk, 19-year old Zachary...
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The Sony Saga Snowballs. More delays, more confusion and now Sony itself leaves personal data online.
“Hacking. It’s like a Berlinda Carlisle song. You know you shouldn’t like it but for some reason you do.” So we have proved that hacking is cool. Along with driving Ferrari’s and sleeping with super models it is one of the few ambitions of almost all teenagers; the ability to hack into, what would...
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Behaviour
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Ineptitude in California as pot smoker is left to rot for 4 days in a prison cell.
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Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.
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French town bans homeless people from looking in bins
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Too many off-licences are to blame for under-age drinking and hospital admissions
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Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.
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