Crime

Breaking Blame™ – Man kills neighbours goat whilst wearing womens clothes and high on “Bath Salts”. (plus other stories of Blame you may have missed from the week)

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May 6, 2011
Breaking Blame™ – Man kills neighbours goat whilst wearing womens clothes and high on “Bath Salts”. (plus other stories of Blame you may have missed from the week)

Fuck Blimey, it’s been a week already! In that time so much blame has fallen onto the Internet highway that it must be time to do a bit of digging and retrieve some of that delicious, mud slinging blame… mmmm Sony. They used to make Walkmans, remember them? Technological icon. If your heart was...
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Osama Bin Laden is dead. Leader and figurehead of The Al Qaeda terrorist network is killed by American troops in Pakistan.

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May 2, 2011
Osama Bin Laden is dead. Leader and figurehead of The Al Qaeda terrorist network is killed by American troops in Pakistan.

The biggest manhunt ever assembled came to a tumultuous crescendo last night as US Navy Seals finally put a bullet in the head of one of the most loathed, feared and discpicable man that ever had the audacity to walk amongst men. Osama Bin Laden, leader and morale for Al Quaeda has been killed....
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Termites Chow down on dollars in Indian Bank. Bill comes to 10 million rupees.

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April 27, 2011
Termites Chow down on dollars in Indian Bank. Bill comes to 10 million rupees.

“Ocean’s Eleven, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid, Reservoir Dogs, Nick Leeson. Listen up. If you want to rob a bank, what you need to do is eat the f**king money. “ anon Build your house on the beach and it will get washed away. Build your bank on a termite mound and the...
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Inept burglar calls the police after botching the job and falling down a well.

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April 3, 2011
Inept burglar calls the police after botching the job and falling down a well.

Ineptitude runs through all walks of life and it shouldn’t be of any surprise that it incorporates the criminal underworld. Not the mafioso and the romantic image of criminal overlords but the dregs of everyday crime; the inept minority who steal cars, break shop windows, start bar fights, traffic people and burgle houses. These...
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British Police to issue shotguns to 7-year olds?

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March 26, 2011
British Police to issue shotguns to 7-year olds?

Some things in life are pretty self-explanatory, obvious and without rebuke. Not allowing 7-year olds to roam the countryside firing shotguns at all and sundry is surely one of such things? Well apparently not. At least not according to the Gloucestershire police department, who, in 2008 issued a 7-year old with a shotgun license....
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Taking the blame for Milli Vanilli

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February 20, 2011
Taking the blame for Milli Vanilli

The closing stages of the 1980′s were famous for the tearing down of The Berlin Wall and Milli Vanilli. That they were both created in Germany is the only similarity that they share. In the 21 years which have passed since the un-masking of the damned, many things have been written, many irrelevant top...
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What is Take The Blame?

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February 17, 2011
What is Take The Blame?

Our ethos is simple, we are here to take the blame. Apparently we live in a blame culture; and in a blame culture there needs to be someone who you can turn to when there is nobody else who will shoulder your blame. Whatever the reason, whatever the occasion, we are there for you....
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zero-tolerance to rubbish in Newcastle

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May 28, 2008
zero-tolerance to rubbish in Newcastle

Newcastle has stepped up its zero-tolerance approach. Gone are the days of turning a blind eye and just as Rudolph did in New York, the zero-tolerance approach is most certainly in. Just yesterday, 16 year old Max Twizell was fined £50 for dropping a balloon in Newcastle town centre. Take that. The warden, for...
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Videogames and consoles are a toxic menace according to Greenpeace.

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May 23, 2008
Videogames and consoles are a toxic menace according to Greenpeace.

ah greenpeace, bless them. So they have come out and said that videogame consoles are a “toxic menace” (reuters, fri 23rd May 08). They have tested them you know. Say they contain all manner of chemicals and toxins from hell; polyvinyl chloride, phthalates, beryllium and bromine to name just 4. That your wiis and...
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Last English White Stag beheaded

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October 29, 2007
Last English White Stag beheaded

In one of the most barbaric, cowardly and sickening pieces of killing for killings sake, the only white red deer in the country has been killed. The White stag that roamed the Cornish and Devon borders has been beheaded and it’s carcass hung from a tree. Such was the rarity of it that locals...
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