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Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.

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September 1, 2016
Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.

There are many great people who never procrastinate, and they did great things. Be one of them. Blame us for your procrastination
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Kim jung un and the battle for the Samoan Skies. And Goose liver.

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April 2, 2013
Kim jung un and the battle for the Samoan Skies. And Goose liver.

The week began with the French closing down the Eiffel Tower and ended with Samoan Air charging fat people more to fly. Crushed in amongst it like a skinny European flying coach class to the South Pacific tropical paradise with an epidemic of obesity and an apparent obsession for palm oil and French fries...
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Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

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October 3, 2011
Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

Lets play a small game of spot the difference. How did you do? Did you manage to decipher the code? If you are unsure, the animal on the right of this picture is a Bengali White Tiger. Perhaps you can notice the sharp teeth, the killer look in the eye, the huge clawed feet...
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Too many off-licences are to blame for under-age drinking and hospital admissions

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September 5, 2011
Too many off-licences are to blame for under-age drinking and hospital admissions

No, really? If there are more off-licences in any given area then the number of under age drinkers and hospital admissions as a result is higher than the average, according to a report carried out by the lobby group, Alcohol Concern. The national UK average for off-license density is 63 per 100,000 of the...
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Breaking Blame™ – Barbie in deforestation blame; Obama blames Europe for stuttering economy and Shania Twain in warped love triangle.

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June 8, 2011
Breaking Blame™ – Barbie in deforestation blame; Obama blames Europe for stuttering economy and Shania Twain in warped love triangle.

Hidden amongst the vegetable fallout generated by the unstoppable E. coli outbreak, the last week has seen its fair share of blame being placed. Obviously, as is the norm, most of the blame has been in one direction. So as DSK sits in isolation in a plush, penthouse prison cell in NY; as the...
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Friday 13th. The worst date in the Calendar for superstitious nuts. We take the blame™

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May 13, 2011
Friday 13th. The worst date in the Calendar for superstitious nuts. We take the blame™

Thank God its Friday? Not today. Thank the Grim Reaper himself. Thank the evil, red-hoofed Beelzebub that basks in the nether regions of Hell, for when Friday the 13th rolls into town, like it has this fine morning, heads will roll and bad shit will happen. Run for your life, take shelter, man up,...
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British Police to issue shotguns to 7-year olds?

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March 26, 2011
British Police to issue shotguns to 7-year olds?

Some things in life are pretty self-explanatory, obvious and without rebuke. Not allowing 7-year olds to roam the countryside firing shotguns at all and sundry is surely one of such things? Well apparently not. At least not according to the Gloucestershire police department, who, in 2008 issued a 7-year old with a shotgun license....
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People are rude; Politeness has evaporated. We take the blame.

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March 12, 2011
People are rude; Politeness has evaporated. We take the blame.

People are rude. We all know that. Every day city dwellers are forced to put up with one incident after another of pure, unadulterated, wreck-less rudeness. It is time that something out there changed; it’s time that someone took a big hot poker and instilled some manners in the masses. If it has to...
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Taking the blame for the Flu – Not the common cold you big wimp.

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March 6, 2011
Taking the blame for the Flu – Not the common cold you big wimp.

There is what appears to be green, congealed spam oozing from your nose. Your lungs are trying to escape from your ribcage in a last ditch attempt to escape the imminent prison fire, only they are trying to abdicate through your throat, causing contractions and convulsions through your entire chest cavity. It hurts. And...
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Monday Mornings

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February 28, 2011

Monday Morning is as welcome as a Las Vegan harlot at your Sunday wedding; a dirty remnant of a stag weekend gone haywire after 17 too many tequila chasers who decides to make an appearance to re-enact the hotel room debacle carried out a week earlier. Your imminent bride doesn’t take kindly to proceedings...
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What is Take The Blame?

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February 17, 2011
What is Take The Blame?

Our ethos is simple, we are here to take the blame. Apparently we live in a blame culture; and in a blame culture there needs to be someone who you can turn to when there is nobody else who will shoulder your blame. Whatever the reason, whatever the occasion, we are there for you....
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Supermarket rage is all the rage – We take the blame™ for supermarkets

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February 10, 2011
Supermarket rage is all the rage – We take the blame™ for supermarkets

The supermarket. Barren wasteland of the surreal and inept; a breeding ground of agitation and reckless stupidity; of time wasting and time expansion, where one fleeting second can feel like the eternal stretch of existence. Such is the capacity for the human being to be inept in a supermarket – the same capacity can...
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