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What is Take The Blame?

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February 17, 2011
What is Take The Blame?

Our ethos is simple, we are here to take the blame. Apparently we live in a blame culture; and in a blame culture there needs to be someone who you can turn to when there is nobody else who will shoulder your blame. Whatever the reason, whatever the occasion, we are there for you....
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Scientists prove the bleeding obvious – Nuclear explosions really are not good for you

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February 11, 2011
Scientists prove the bleeding obvious – Nuclear explosions really are not good for you

At twenty three minutes past one on the morning of April 26th 1986 in a small Ukranian village by the name of Pripyat, all hell broke loose.  The ground literally welled up in a garguantuan fireball and the little red skinned, horned bastard himself said hello. An initial power surge in the main reactor...
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The Ministry of Defence has no defence when it loses 659 laptops

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July 21, 2008
The Ministry of Defence has no defence when it loses 659 laptops

HELP!! Get writing it now. Write it on your roof in big chalk letters so when the rescue helicopters come to look for survivors, you may stand a chance of being spotted. You need to act now because you are not going to be protected by the Ministry of Defence. The ineptitude that emanates...
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Obesity is “inevitable” according to diet experts. Get used to it. Be fat. Celebrate.

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July 4, 2008
Obesity is “inevitable” according to diet experts. Get used to it. Be fat. Celebrate.

Obesity is officially no longer the individuals fault. The person eating all the food, doing no exercise, lazing in a rocking chair drinking Dr Pepper and guzzling down Doritos faster than an Olympic athlete injects nandroline is now no longer to blame. According to a “report” released into the wild today and compiled by...
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Shark attacks in Mexican resort of Zihuatanejo. Sharks are not to blame, says shark.

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June 2, 2008
Shark attacks in Mexican resort of Zihuatanejo. Sharks are not to blame, says shark.

People being eaten by sharks is never a good thing, some would say it isn’t even a funny thing. But sharks have to eat too. They don’t have  the luxury of choice, they don’t go on diets, they eat what they see and invariably don’t see what they eat. Sometimes they even eat human...
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Google and Tesco – apologies from the future

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May 30, 2008
Google and Tesco – apologies from the future

Who said Taketheblame wasn’t revolutionary? Who said we could’nt be held responsible for things on a grandiose scale? Well, in an unprecedented move, not seen since OJ didn’t take the blame, we are holding our hands, arms and feet up and taking the blame for things that haven’t even happened yet. That’s right. We...
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zero-tolerance to rubbish in Newcastle

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May 28, 2008
zero-tolerance to rubbish in Newcastle

Newcastle has stepped up its zero-tolerance approach. Gone are the days of turning a blind eye and just as Rudolph did in New York, the zero-tolerance approach is most certainly in. Just yesterday, 16 year old Max Twizell was fined £50 for dropping a balloon in Newcastle town centre. Take that. The warden, for...
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Last English White Stag beheaded

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October 29, 2007
Last English White Stag beheaded

In one of the most barbaric, cowardly and sickening pieces of killing for killings sake, the only white red deer in the country has been killed. The White stag that roamed the Cornish and Devon borders has been beheaded and it’s carcass hung from a tree. Such was the rarity of it that locals...
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Good verses Bad, light verses dark, God verses the Devil.

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August 31, 2007

Why is all news bad? Just look at the rolling news channels, the millions of news sites on the Internet. The 9 o’clock news, the 10 o’clock news, even Newsround is just full of bad news. The news, or rather bad news, makes people sad, scared, angry and depressed. There is a scene at...
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Don’t tread on me

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August 24, 2007
Don’t tread on me

For anybody who has ever stubbed their toe, banged their knee, crushed their funny bone or banged their head. But mostly for the toe stub. Whose fault is that? You just suffer and nobody ever says sorry. Until now.
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The TakeTheBlame Philosophy

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July 4, 2007

Our philosophy is simple, our motivation honest; We Apologise. We apologise and take the blame because no one else will. We will take anything that has ever wronged you, and write you an apology. We are sorry. Apparently we are in the grips of a so-called blame culture. Well we don’t know about you...
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I cant stand the rain

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July 4, 2007
I cant stand the rain

Personally, we like the rain, so this apology comes with a certain amount of resistance. But then all the best apologies do. If they were easy everybody would be doing it, which, if you read our philosophy, you will see they are not. Of course being bathed in sunshine is fabulous - although the amount of...
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