Sometimes nature throws up battles of gargantuan proportions. Once in a life time spectacles with enough power to energise a small Amish community. We...
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Ineptitude in California as pot smoker is left to rot for 4 days in a prison cell.
Getting stoned never used to be this dangerous. Sure, pot has some side effects its true, most noticeably an unquenchable thirst for sweetness, a lethargic side and procrastination for everything bar the next joint, and even that can be put off for a while. What it doesn’t include is 4 days in a San...
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Outdoor Rain blamed for indoor Heathrow Queues.
As the bulging ineptitude of the Olympic Games looms over the capital and London security chiefs mount land to air missile systems on the tops of apartment blocks in some of the most densely populated housing estates in Western Europe, Heathrow airport is continuing its gold medal winning form in the ineptitude Olympics. At...
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The French can’t keep their clothes on. La Redoute keeps naked man behind children on beach.
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.” This is the tag line from Jaws 2, the 1978 sequel to the 1975 Steven Spielberg shark film Jaws, a film about a big shark terrorising the fictional town of Amity. In the second film another giant shark finds its way...
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Olympics Ineptitude part 1 – 10,000 Synchronised swimming tickets oversold
Just. Where. Do. You. Begin? That title is correct. Not only did 10,000 more people than can fit inside the aquatic centre apply for tickets to watch synchronised swimming at the 2012 London Olympics, but they actually got allocated tickets, only for the organising London Olympic tickets distribution monkeys to telephone the poor unfortunates...
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Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.
“This situation must be controlled before it’s too late. They’re multiplying too rapidly!” This is a quote from George Romero’s 1978 zombie masterpiece Dawn of The Dead. In the iconic film the words are obviously applied to the increasing number of zombies intent on eating brains, but it could be applied to the current...
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Computer Games at Dawn. Coach Blames Call of Duty 3 for killing his football team.
American football coach blames Call of Duty 3 for his teams current slump in form
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“Howlin’ Mad” Chavez Blames The United States for Imminent Nuclear War in the Middle East
War with Iran looms
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Breaking Blame™ no. 2. X-factor embroiled in cocaine war; Walsh blames Barlow.
Stepping away from global politics you have X-factor. Normally the home of pre-pubesent children and people who have no idea of what music is, the show has finally rocked out and been prone to a cocaine bust. As it is family viewing and no rock and roll should be entered into, the guilty party...
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Obviously guilty serial killer blames lawyer in a bid to eschew the chair.
When you are a serial killer with nothing left to lose and facing a bit of state-funded execution is a serious obstacle between yourself and your next birthday, then why not blame the lawyer
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Breaking Blame™ no. 1. Obama blames lazy Americans for Economic Cataclysm. Kind of.
President Obama has blamed Laziness in the population for dips in foreign investment at a scripted meeting in Hawaii
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Stock Market Volatility could be blamed on trader cocaine binges says Italian Undersecretary
Italian undersecretary to Silvio Berlusconi blames cocaine for market volatility in his homeland. Cocaine brought on the financial crisis you say?
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Odd smell blamed for grounding plane
A Lufthansa A320 aircraft en route between Frankfurt and Madrid was re-rooted to Zurich airport after bizarre smells were detected emanating from the cabin kitchen. The plane was carrying 80 passengers escaping the freezing German temperatures for some late Autumn Spanish sunshine and sangria when cabin crew started flinching their nostrils. Notifying the captain...
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Ineptitude in California as pot smoker is left to rot for 4 days in a prison cell.
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Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.
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French town bans homeless people from looking in bins
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Too many off-licences are to blame for under-age drinking and hospital admissions
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Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.
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