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French town bans homeless people from looking in bins

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October 13, 2011
Nogent-Sur-Marne has made looking in bins for food a criminal offence

French town targets the poor in an attempt to clean up the streets. Looking in bins for food is made illegal in Nogent-sur-marne
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Man shot in the hand by his laptop

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October 11, 2011
The painful remnants of when laptops attack!

Man in New Zealand is shot by his Toshiba Laptop computer. Is it the Stigmata or just a faulty DVD drive?
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Man robs bank then goes next door for pizza. Gets arrested.

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October 10, 2011
The targeted bank was Wells Fargo. They don't make pizza so the robber went next door

Yuma. Tuscon Arizona. A Breeding ground of inept criminals where robbing a bank is followed up with a few beers and a celebratory slice of pizza. But of course. It wouldn’t be so many chromosomes short of a functioning string of DNA if the pizza restaurant chosen wasn’t next door to the bank. Saturday...
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Job Done.

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October 6, 2011
Steve Jobs dies from cancer at the age of 56

One day after Apple released the successor to the iPhone 4, catchily titled the iPhone 4s, Steve Jobs, co-founder of the most lucrative, awe-inspiring and geek wet dream ever created, has died from pancreatic cancer at the age of 56. The visionary leaves behind a wife, four kids and a world wide global family...
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Armed robber overpowered by 12-year old child.

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October 5, 2011
armed and crazy? You are still no match for this 12-year old

Whatever drives a man to enter a jewellery shop brandishing a gun and fully intent on robbing the outfit of the entirety of its precious gems is, you would have thought, not going to be threatened by a 12-year old child. On a normal day it probably wouldn’t, but on a normal day the...
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Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

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October 3, 2011
Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

Lets play a small game of spot the difference. How did you do? Did you manage to decipher the code? If you are unsure, the animal on the right of this picture is a Bengali White Tiger. Perhaps you can notice the sharp teeth, the killer look in the eye, the huge clawed feet...
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Man frees birds and gets arrested for animal cruelty

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September 29, 2011
10 rare and injured birds were released by Mr. Reid

A 21-year old man is arrested for freeing injured rare birds which can't even fly from a bird sanctuary. He films himself doing it and posts it on YouTube. See the video here.
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Ineptitude. US Government pays out $600 million to dead people.

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September 24, 2011
The US Government has given $600 Million to dead people.

What a curiosity. It turns out that the best way to earn tax payers money these days is to be dead. In a tale of ineptitude that can be seen from the outer reaches of space, the US government has given out over $600 million to the dead.
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Botched beer heist goes calamitously wrong.

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September 23, 2011
The mugshot says it all. INEPT

How much could possibly go wrong in the search for a cold beer after a long days' work? 3 men arrested for botching a beer heist.
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Owen Hargreaves Blames injections for his fragile body

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September 23, 2011
Owen Hargreaves blames Manchester United for his injury woes

Yesterday Owen Hargreaves, of all things a Canadian footballer, was the most beloved man in Premiership football. Agreed, that is not much of a claim to fame bearing in mind that most Premiership footballers garner about as much love as infected asbestos splinters under the fingernails, but he was. Today, after 63 minute of...
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Tony Bennett says America was to blame for 9/11 Trade Centre attacks

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September 21, 2011
The last remaining crooner blames America for 9/11

Tony Bennett blames America for the September 11th attacks on the world trade centre
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Japan blames China for Internet attacks

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September 20, 2011
The Japanese blame the Chinese for a recent outbreak of computer hacking and espionage

Chinese computer hackers continue to demonstrate that they are amongst the most obvious on the planet as they are caught hacking. Again.... and again..... and again. This time Japan blames China.
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