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Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

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September 19, 2011
Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

After a computer malfunction, take the blame has to point the finger at its own ineptitude.
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New York pumpkin shortage for Halloween.

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September 18, 2011
New York pumpkin shortage for Halloween.

Hurricane Irene destroys pumpkin plantations in New York state resulting in a major shortage of the vegetable. The result is that there will be no pumpkins to make jack-o-lanterns at halloween
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Things to do in Denver when you’re dead – 2 men arrested for driving corpse to the pub.

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September 17, 2011
Denver. Some say that come the Second Coming, Denver will be the place to be. It is really that great.

When two men from Denver found their friend had died, they went to bars and restaurants whilst he lay motionless in the back of the car. Like a scene from Weekend at Bernies only tragic and true and far from funny.
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Inept Drug smuggler hides cocaine in clams. Gets caught. Obviously.

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September 9, 2011
Inept Drug smuggler hides cocaine in clams. Gets caught. Obviously.

This is a clam. If ever something was designed for not smuggling drugs in, then this was probably it. It is small. It is a mollusc. In what world would you fill these with cocaine and attempt to smuggle them into America? Oh yes, this world. This one which is full of ineptitude. Top...
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Welfare fraudster blames evil twin-sister in real life TV soap opera.

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September 9, 2011
Welfare fraudster blames evil twin-sister in real life TV soap opera.

This tale of deceit, forgery and fraud could have been hand picked directly from the script writing pages of the Bold and the Beautiful or the Young and the Restless. A modern tale of corruption and welfare fraud is hardly news; it happens every waking minute in every benefit and welfare system in the...
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Man bites 4-foot python! Why? Why would you do that?

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September 7, 2011
Man bites 4-foot python! Why? Why would you do that?

Sometimes nature throws up battles of gargantuan proportions. Once in a life time spectacles with enough power to energise a small Amish community. We are thinking mainly about a tiger-lion match up; the stuff dreams are made of. Occasionally such a match up happens and is caught on camera. A step up from this...
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Too many off-licences are to blame for under-age drinking and hospital admissions

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September 5, 2011
Too many off-licences are to blame for under-age drinking and hospital admissions

No, really? If there are more off-licences in any given area then the number of under age drinkers and hospital admissions as a result is higher than the average, according to a report carried out by the lobby group, Alcohol Concern. The national UK average for off-license density is 63 per 100,000 of the...
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