miscellaneous

Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.

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September 1, 2016
Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.

There are many great people who never procrastinate, and they did great things. Be one of them. Blame us for your procrastination
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Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

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October 3, 2011
Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

Lets play a small game of spot the difference. How did you do? Did you manage to decipher the code? If you are unsure, the animal on the right of this picture is a Bengali White Tiger. Perhaps you can notice the sharp teeth, the killer look in the eye, the huge clawed feet...
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Who said Romance is dead? Man shoots himself to win back the affections of his Ex.

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August 2, 2011
Who said Romance is dead? Man shoots himself to win back the affections of his Ex.

Whoever said romance was dead had obviously never met Jordan Cardella from Wisconsin. If they had, they would have discovered that romance is alive and well, living in northern America and shooting itself in the back with a Glock 9 in a vain attempt to win back the affections of the one it once...
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Operating on yourself continues to frustrate patients – man tries to take out hernia himself. Whilst conscious. With a butter knife.

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July 27, 2011
Operating on yourself continues to frustrate patients – man tries to take out hernia himself. Whilst conscious. With a butter knife.

Self medication is seeping through the weak fabric of society quicker than a budgie in a gas mine as an ever increasing number of imbecilic, senseless, witless – or just plain insane - medical junkies get tired of waiting and take matters into their own hands, bring out the chopping boards and get fruity...
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Is this BigFoot? Or a man dressed like a big, hairy monkey. New Faked Footage emerges.

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May 30, 2011
Is this BigFoot? Or a man dressed like a big, hairy monkey. New Faked Footage emerges.

You would think that people would have stopped trying to convince the world that Bigfoot exists by now. Out of focus, grainy and badly filmed footage used to be mildly believable; now it is just grainy, out of focus footage which needs better editing. But no. The Bigfoot hoax is still alive and very...
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We Take the Blame™ for people who talk and use mobile phones whilst at the cinema

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May 29, 2011
We Take the Blame™ for people who talk and use mobile phones whilst at the cinema

Forget reality television being a mirror on society, it was never true and certainly never will be. It is a micro-cosom of the biggest mistakes that society has created, all together, in one place, being tools. No, if you want a real mirror on society then head to the cinema this weekend. You can...
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Austrian Olympic swimmer digs a hole and buries himself on Florida beach. Nearly dies. By accident.

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May 10, 2011
Austrian Olympic swimmer digs a hole and buries himself on Florida beach. Nearly dies. By accident.

Fact. Austria is a landlocked country. The nearest thing they have that in anyway resembles an ocean is an intricate system of meandering mountain streams that dissect this lush, mountainous and dry, European country. Question. If you have no beaches, no coastline and, well, see above, why learn to swim? The great swimming nations...
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The US Postal Service forgets New York and Uses the Las Vegan Statue of Liberty on, oh, lets say, 3 BILLION, stamps

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April 18, 2011
The US Postal Service forgets New York and Uses the Las Vegan Statue of Liberty on, oh, lets say, 3 BILLION, stamps

Three billion first class stamps bearing the iconic gaze of the Statue of Liberty have been printed by the US Postal Service. Unfortunately there is one glaring problem; one searing piece of ineptitude that would have left a bitter taste in the ladys’ mouth and should leave most New Yorkers seething: It isn’t the...
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British Police to issue shotguns to 7-year olds?

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March 26, 2011
British Police to issue shotguns to 7-year olds?

Some things in life are pretty self-explanatory, obvious and without rebuke. Not allowing 7-year olds to roam the countryside firing shotguns at all and sundry is surely one of such things? Well apparently not. At least not according to the Gloucestershire police department, who, in 2008 issued a 7-year old with a shotgun license....
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Monday Mornings

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February 28, 2011

Monday Morning is as welcome as a Las Vegan harlot at your Sunday wedding; a dirty remnant of a stag weekend gone haywire after 17 too many tequila chasers who decides to make an appearance to re-enact the hotel room debacle carried out a week earlier. Your imminent bride doesn’t take kindly to proceedings...
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Supermarket rage is all the rage – We take the blame™ for supermarkets

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February 10, 2011
Supermarket rage is all the rage – We take the blame™ for supermarkets

The supermarket. Barren wasteland of the surreal and inept; a breeding ground of agitation and reckless stupidity; of time wasting and time expansion, where one fleeting second can feel like the eternal stretch of existence. Such is the capacity for the human being to be inept in a supermarket – the same capacity can...
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