Money

Las Vegas or bust. The Dice is tumbling and revenue is down in the gambling capital.

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July 18, 2014
Las Vegas or bust. The Dice is tumbling and revenue is down in the gambling capital.

Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire. I got a whole lotta money thats ready to burn so get those stakes up higher….. So how high do you want them to be raised? The stakes I mean. How much do you have to loose? Las Vegas is a...
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Stock Market Volatility could be blamed on trader cocaine binges says Italian Undersecretary

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November 10, 2011
Carlo Giovanardi blames cocaine for the instability in the Italian markets

Italian undersecretary to Silvio Berlusconi blames cocaine for market volatility in his homeland. Cocaine brought on the financial crisis you say?
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Ineptitude. US Government pays out $600 million to dead people.

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September 24, 2011
The US Government has given $600 Million to dead people.

What a curiosity. It turns out that the best way to earn tax payers money these days is to be dead. In a tale of ineptitude that can be seen from the outer reaches of space, the US government has given out over $600 million to the dead.
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Free money. $25,000 lands in the lap of lucky Pittsburgh gambler. We Take the Blame™ for your losing streak.

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June 22, 2011
Free money. $25,000 lands in the lap of lucky Pittsburgh gambler. We Take the Blame™ for your losing streak.

“When we put 50 machines in, I consider them 50 more mousetraps. You have to have a mousetrap to catch a mouse.” -Bob Stupak, former Las Vegas casino owner “It can be argued that man’s instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the trees.” -Mario Puzo,...
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Termites Chow down on dollars in Indian Bank. Bill comes to 10 million rupees.

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April 27, 2011
Termites Chow down on dollars in Indian Bank. Bill comes to 10 million rupees.

“Ocean’s Eleven, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid, Reservoir Dogs, Nick Leeson. Listen up. If you want to rob a bank, what you need to do is eat the f**king money. “ anon Build your house on the beach and it will get washed away. Build your bank on a termite mound and the...
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Inept burglar calls the police after botching the job and falling down a well.

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April 3, 2011
Inept burglar calls the police after botching the job and falling down a well.

Ineptitude runs through all walks of life and it shouldn’t be of any surprise that it incorporates the criminal underworld. Not the mafioso and the romantic image of criminal overlords but the dregs of everyday crime; the inept minority who steal cars, break shop windows, start bar fights, traffic people and burgle houses. These...
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What is Take The Blame?

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February 17, 2011
What is Take The Blame?

Our ethos is simple, we are here to take the blame. Apparently we live in a blame culture; and in a blame culture there needs to be someone who you can turn to when there is nobody else who will shoulder your blame. Whatever the reason, whatever the occasion, we are there for you....
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Barclay’s announces £6.07bn profit a week after £200m is pledged to The Big Society

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February 15, 2011
Barclay’s announces £6.07bn profit a week after £200m is pledged to The Big Society

Barclay’s  Bank has announced pre-tax profits of £6.07 billion pounds and is soon to be followed by the remaining top 5 banks of The UK – HSBC, Lloyds, Royal Bank of Scotland and Standard Chartered – pushing the annual profit of the Big Five up to £15 billion. This comes just a week after...
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Supermarket rage is all the rage – We take the blame™ for supermarkets

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February 10, 2011
Supermarket rage is all the rage – We take the blame™ for supermarkets

The supermarket. Barren wasteland of the surreal and inept; a breeding ground of agitation and reckless stupidity; of time wasting and time expansion, where one fleeting second can feel like the eternal stretch of existence. Such is the capacity for the human being to be inept in a supermarket – the same capacity can...
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Debit Card Clone Wars: Debit and bank cards cloned in online fraud explosion

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July 2, 2008
Debit Card Clone Wars: Debit and bank cards cloned in online fraud explosion

All you wanted were some cigarettes. Not a big ask considering you had worked 67 hours the week before and the huge pile of cash that should be sitting in your bank account goes someway to masking the sheer hell of the weeks work; the 59 cups of coffee, 246 cigarettes; the hell the...
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Round of drinks now costs $500,000

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June 13, 2008
Round of drinks now costs $500,000

David Li, a 32 year old billionaire from Shanghai who made his fortune when he sold his Internet company last year, visited the Na-pa Valley in California to buy some wine for his Sunday dinner last week. Obviously being a billionaire, money is not an object and seeing as though he already has over...
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Jacqui Smith apologies for inaccurate figures

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October 30, 2007

In a rare turn of events not seen since Guy Fawkes tried to blow the lot of them up, a politician has apologised for a mistake the government made. Jacqui Smith, her of the Home Secretary role, has apologised for the governments inaccuracy over recent figures on the number of foreign workers currently plying...
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