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The M.O.D is considering using ballistic surface-to-air missiles on housing estate in east London

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October 21, 2012
The M.O.D is considering using ballistic surface-to-air missiles on housing estate in east London

The Ministry of Defence has upped the anti in the billion dollar security project that is the 2012 London Olympics by ruminating the use of surface-to-air missiles to protect the skies above London during the event
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Outdoor Rain blamed for indoor Heathrow Queues.

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May 1, 2012
Outdoor Rain blamed for indoor Heathrow Queues.

As the bulging ineptitude of the Olympic Games looms over the capital and  London security chiefs mount land to air missile systems on the tops of apartment blocks in some of the most densely populated housing estates in Western Europe, Heathrow airport is continuing its gold medal winning form in the ineptitude Olympics. At...
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Fat Cat killed by Cat

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January 4, 2012
Fat Cat killed by Cat

Once upon a time curiosity may well have killed the cat, but that time has long since passed and these days and now the shoe is most definately on the other paw. Indeed the 4-footed presents from long dead alien cultures are now pitting their springy feet against the spreading fat cats of China....
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“Howlin’ Mad” Chavez Blames The United States for Imminent Nuclear War in the Middle East

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November 16, 2011
Alledged American military prescence. Iran is surrounded.

War with Iran looms
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Breaking Blame™ no. 1. Obama blames lazy Americans for Economic Cataclysm. Kind of.

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November 14, 2011
Blame is engulfing Obama, now its lazy people and foreign investment

President Obama has blamed Laziness in the population for dips in foreign investment at a scripted meeting in Hawaii
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Stock Market Volatility could be blamed on trader cocaine binges says Italian Undersecretary

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November 10, 2011
Carlo Giovanardi blames cocaine for the instability in the Italian markets

Italian undersecretary to Silvio Berlusconi blames cocaine for market volatility in his homeland. Cocaine brought on the financial crisis you say?
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French town bans homeless people from looking in bins

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October 13, 2011
Nogent-Sur-Marne has made looking in bins for food a criminal offence

French town targets the poor in an attempt to clean up the streets. Looking in bins for food is made illegal in Nogent-sur-marne
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Ineptitude. US Government pays out $600 million to dead people.

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September 24, 2011
The US Government has given $600 Million to dead people.

What a curiosity. It turns out that the best way to earn tax payers money these days is to be dead. In a tale of ineptitude that can be seen from the outer reaches of space, the US government has given out over $600 million to the dead.
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Botched beer heist goes calamitously wrong.

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September 23, 2011
The mugshot says it all. INEPT

How much could possibly go wrong in the search for a cold beer after a long days' work? 3 men arrested for botching a beer heist.
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Japan blames China for Internet attacks

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September 20, 2011
The Japanese blame the Chinese for a recent outbreak of computer hacking and espionage

Chinese computer hackers continue to demonstrate that they are amongst the most obvious on the planet as they are caught hacking. Again.... and again..... and again. This time Japan blames China.
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Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

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September 19, 2011
Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

After a computer malfunction, take the blame has to point the finger at its own ineptitude.
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New York pumpkin shortage for Halloween.

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September 18, 2011
New York pumpkin shortage for Halloween.

Hurricane Irene destroys pumpkin plantations in New York state resulting in a major shortage of the vegetable. The result is that there will be no pumpkins to make jack-o-lanterns at halloween
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