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Olympics Ineptitude part 1 – 10,000 Synchronised swimming tickets oversold

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January 4, 2012
Olympics Ineptitude part 1 – 10,000 Synchronised swimming tickets oversold

Just. Where. Do. You. Begin? That title is correct. Not only did 10,000 more people than can fit inside the aquatic centre apply for tickets to watch synchronised swimming at the 2012 London Olympics, but they actually got allocated tickets, only for the organising London Olympic tickets distribution monkeys to telephone the poor unfortunates...
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Computer Games at Dawn. Coach Blames Call of Duty 3 for killing his football team.

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November 19, 2011
Computer Games at Dawn. Coach Blames Call of Duty 3 for killing his football team.

American football coach blames Call of Duty 3 for his teams current slump in form
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Owen Hargreaves Blames injections for his fragile body

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September 23, 2011
Owen Hargreaves blames Manchester United for his injury woes

Yesterday Owen Hargreaves, of all things a Canadian footballer, was the most beloved man in Premiership football. Agreed, that is not much of a claim to fame bearing in mind that most Premiership footballers garner about as much love as infected asbestos splinters under the fingernails, but he was. Today, after 63 minute of...
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Real Madrid Lose to Levante. Mourinho blames a trap.

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September 19, 2011
Real Madrid Lose to Levante. Mourinho blames a trap.

Real Madrid lose in the Spanish Liga to Levante. Mourinho blames his players
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Scotland incensed as referee devours European qualification. We take the blame™

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September 2, 2011
Scotland incensed as referee devours European qualification. We take the blame™

Craig Levein and the Scotland football team have laid the blame squarely at the feet of the referee for their 2-2 draw in their European qualifier against the Czech Republic. An infuriated Levein had to watch on from the sidelines as the visiting Czechs were awarded a last minute penalty for what, to most...
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Maradona Blames coach Batista as Argentina crash out early from the Copa America. Also, hookers, cocaine and stomach staples.

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July 20, 2011
Maradona Blames coach Batista as Argentina crash out early from the Copa America. Also, hookers, cocaine and stomach staples.

Before we begin, spot quiz. Do you know which football team Diego Amando Maradona, World Cup winner, Golden Ball winner, Golden boot winner, UEFA cup winner, Italian cup winner, Spanish cup winner, Spanish league cup winner, double Italian championship winner, 5-time South American player of the year currently manages? Any guesses? Well let us...
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Stanley Cup Ice hockey game turns into all out war as the Boston Bruins hammer the Canucks. Angry mob to blame.

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June 17, 2011
Stanley Cup Ice hockey game turns into all out war as the Boston Bruins hammer the Canucks. Angry mob to blame.

They are a passionate lot those ice-hockey fans. Normally the preserve of football fans, Tuesday saw violence and rioting descend on the otherwise, peaceful, tranquil, sedate Vancouver Bay area and it was all down to an ice-hockey game. Not any ice-hockey game admittedly, but an ice-hockey game nonetheless. The final of The Stanley Cup...
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Football Ineptitude Part 1. Penalties. Roberto Baggio shows how to lose a World Cup and other inept Football players.

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May 16, 2011
Football Ineptitude Part 1. Penalties. Roberto Baggio shows how to lose a World Cup and other inept Football players.

Whether you think football is Gods gift to mankind or as interesting as a visit to a Ukrainian dentist, one thing is clear, football and footballers are a hotbed of ineptitude, both on and off the field. For the time being we are sticking to the pitch and what should be the easiest task...
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Austrian Olympic swimmer digs a hole and buries himself on Florida beach. Nearly dies. By accident.

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May 10, 2011
Austrian Olympic swimmer digs a hole and buries himself on Florida beach. Nearly dies. By accident.

Fact. Austria is a landlocked country. The nearest thing they have that in anyway resembles an ocean is an intricate system of meandering mountain streams that dissect this lush, mountainous and dry, European country. Question. If you have no beaches, no coastline and, well, see above, why learn to swim? The great swimming nations...
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What is Take The Blame?

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February 17, 2011
What is Take The Blame?

Our ethos is simple, we are here to take the blame. Apparently we live in a blame culture; and in a blame culture there needs to be someone who you can turn to when there is nobody else who will shoulder your blame. Whatever the reason, whatever the occasion, we are there for you....
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Christina Aguilera forgets the words in front of a billion people

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February 7, 2011
Christina Aguilera forgets the words in front of a billion people

Lets be honest. American football is an anomaly. So is Christine Aguilera. So many things are wrong with this combination of characters that apologising for all of them would be more difficult than explaining the rules of American football to an, as yet to be discovered, Amazonian tribe and then, having explained the rules...
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