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American puts fireworks in a coffee grinder 600 years after the Chinese invent them. Inevitable explosions follow.

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July 12, 2011
American puts fireworks in a coffee grinder 600 years after the Chinese invent them. Inevitable explosions follow.

Back in the 7th Century, when the Chinese were harassed by evil spirits, dastardly ghosts and were afflicted by all things spooky and without explanation, they blew the hell out of them with the precursor to what we know today as fireworks. In reality they were probably little more than bamboo firecrackers that made...
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People are rude; Politeness has evaporated. We take the blame.

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March 12, 2011
People are rude; Politeness has evaporated. We take the blame.

People are rude. We all know that. Every day city dwellers are forced to put up with one incident after another of pure, unadulterated, wreck-less rudeness. It is time that something out there changed; it’s time that someone took a big hot poker and instilled some manners in the masses. If it has to...
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What is Take The Blame?

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February 17, 2011
What is Take The Blame?

Our ethos is simple, we are here to take the blame. Apparently we live in a blame culture; and in a blame culture there needs to be someone who you can turn to when there is nobody else who will shoulder your blame. Whatever the reason, whatever the occasion, we are there for you....
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English officially becomes the most spoken language in the world. You had better learn it quickly.

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July 15, 2008
English officially becomes the most spoken language in the world. You had better learn it quickly.

As the most widely spoken language in the world – and yes, before the Chinese contingent jump on board heckling obscenities and crying like banshees that the jewel of the Oriental languages is more spoken, it is not -  it isn’t  half difficult to learn. Of the worlds 3000 (ish) documented languages, English is...
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Obesity is “inevitable” according to diet experts. Get used to it. Be fat. Celebrate.

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July 4, 2008
Obesity is “inevitable” according to diet experts. Get used to it. Be fat. Celebrate.

Obesity is officially no longer the individuals fault. The person eating all the food, doing no exercise, lazing in a rocking chair drinking Dr Pepper and guzzling down Doritos faster than an Olympic athlete injects nandroline is now no longer to blame. According to a “report” released into the wild today and compiled by...
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Top Secret Documents Lost. Again.

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June 12, 2008
Top Secret Documents Lost. Again.

The Latest security services top secret intelligence information on the Al-Qaeda terrorist network gathered by potentially the greatest intelligence gathering network in the world, featuring star players from Mi5, 6, 7 and a whole underground network of secret agencies that would leave the X-files cast druelling, has been left on a train on the...
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The World’s Stupidiest Names revealed

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June 9, 2008
The World’s Stupidiest Names revealed

Frank Zapper certainly started something when he called his child Moon Unit. Whatever lysergic derivative flowing through his head at that time perhaps influenced his decision, what it didn’t do was cause the rush of blood to the countless others who have followed in his wake. Taketheblame would like to apologise to all the...
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Russia Blames America for state of the world economic markets shock

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June 8, 2008
Russia Blames America for state of the world economic markets shock

America and Russia have long been at loggerheads with each other, nothing new there. Every now and again their huge political and PR juggernauts try and convince a skeptical world that their relationship is not how it used to be, that the Cold War is a distant memory and political channels are clearer than...
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Google and Tesco – apologies from the future

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May 30, 2008
Google and Tesco – apologies from the future

Who said Taketheblame wasn’t revolutionary? Who said we could’nt be held responsible for things on a grandiose scale? Well, in an unprecedented move, not seen since OJ didn’t take the blame, we are holding our hands, arms and feet up and taking the blame for things that haven’t even happened yet. That’s right. We...
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An apology from the past

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October 31, 2007
An apology from the past

The horrors of war will never be truly witnessed by those that do not actually fight. CNN and rolling news may go some way to portraying the violence and day-to-day occurrences, but they are viewed through a glass box and edited and controlled. The propaganda trail is as long as the bloody history it...
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Good verses Bad, light verses dark, God verses the Devil.

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August 31, 2007

Why is all news bad? Just look at the rolling news channels, the millions of news sites on the Internet. The 9 o’clock news, the 10 o’clock news, even Newsround is just full of bad news. The news, or rather bad news, makes people sad, scared, angry and depressed. There is a scene at...
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England has less bank holidays than Europe

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August 24, 2007

By April 2009 we will have 28 days holiday a year and companies will not be entitled to use bank holidays in that figure. That equates to over one full month of doing nothing every year. This is not enough. And apart from anything else, why has it taken so long to be introduced...
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