UK politics

The M.O.D is considering using ballistic surface-to-air missiles on housing estate in east London

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October 21, 2012
The M.O.D is considering using ballistic surface-to-air missiles on housing estate in east London

The Ministry of Defence has upped the anti in the billion dollar security project that is the 2012 London Olympics by ruminating the use of surface-to-air missiles to protect the skies above London during the event
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Outdoor Rain blamed for indoor Heathrow Queues.

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May 1, 2012
Outdoor Rain blamed for indoor Heathrow Queues.

As the bulging ineptitude of the Olympic Games looms over the capital and  London security chiefs mount land to air missile systems on the tops of apartment blocks in some of the most densely populated housing estates in Western Europe, Heathrow airport is continuing its gold medal winning form in the ineptitude Olympics. At...
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Olympics Ineptitude part 1 – 10,000 Synchronised swimming tickets oversold

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January 4, 2012
Olympics Ineptitude part 1 – 10,000 Synchronised swimming tickets oversold

Just. Where. Do. You. Begin? That title is correct. Not only did 10,000 more people than can fit inside the aquatic centre apply for tickets to watch synchronised swimming at the 2012 London Olympics, but they actually got allocated tickets, only for the organising London Olympic tickets distribution monkeys to telephone the poor unfortunates...
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“Howlin’ Mad” Chavez Blames The United States for Imminent Nuclear War in the Middle East

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November 16, 2011
Alledged American military prescence. Iran is surrounded.

War with Iran looms
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Police Quango spends £6.5m on lingerie, judo and Karaoke in a bid to cut spending

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August 31, 2011
Police Quango spends £6.5m on lingerie, judo and Karaoke in a bid to cut spending

A quango is not  a soft drink; it is not a South American dictator, nor indeed an Amazonian reptile. It is not a colour and it is not a pretentious name for a pretentious bar. In fact, it is an acronym for quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation and is pretty much as interesting as it sounds....
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Diamond in the cockpit. Banker with pornstar name lands David Cameron’s plane? Double standards anyone?

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July 22, 2011
Diamond in the cockpit. Banker with pornstar name lands David Cameron’s plane? Double standards anyone?

Footballers, politicians and bankers. Don’t you just hate them? Lying, thieving, adulterating, insidious, scheming, clandestine manipulators of the modern world. Or maybe they just get a bad press? Either way, it doesn’t help public adoration when they are seen to be above the law and recipients of special treatment that the common man would...
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UK Government officials spend £48,337 on first-class rail tickets and bill the public.

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March 7, 2011
UK Government officials spend £48,337 on first-class rail tickets and bill the public.

In a great piece of logistical and geographical planning, the Government Department of International Development (DfiD) has two offices; one in London and one in East Kilbride, Scotland. A nice clean round trip of 800 miles. In the first 6 months of 2010 a handful of government officials – who incidentally haven’t been named...
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Wedding photos are a threat to national security

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July 6, 2008
Wedding photos are a threat to national security

Horrendous as the above photo is, there is no denying that such photos should be allowed to exist; taking photos on your wedding day is surely a liberty that even the most unphotogenic deserve. No? Perhaps not one of the great freedoms you would illicit from a lover of freedom but surely a right...
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Top Secret Documents Lost. Again.

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June 12, 2008
Top Secret Documents Lost. Again.

The Latest security services top secret intelligence information on the Al-Qaeda terrorist network gathered by potentially the greatest intelligence gathering network in the world, featuring star players from Mi5, 6, 7 and a whole underground network of secret agencies that would leave the X-files cast druelling, has been left on a train on the...
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