US Politics

Kim jung un and the battle for the Samoan Skies. And Goose liver.

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April 2, 2013
Kim jung un and the battle for the Samoan Skies. And Goose liver.

The week began with the French closing down the Eiffel Tower and ended with Samoan Air charging fat people more to fly. Crushed in amongst it like a skinny European flying coach class to the South Pacific tropical paradise with an epidemic of obesity and an apparent obsession for palm oil and French fries...
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“Howlin’ Mad” Chavez Blames The United States for Imminent Nuclear War in the Middle East

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November 16, 2011
Alledged American military prescence. Iran is surrounded.

War with Iran looms
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Breaking Blame™ no. 1. Obama blames lazy Americans for Economic Cataclysm. Kind of.

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November 14, 2011
Blame is engulfing Obama, now its lazy people and foreign investment

President Obama has blamed Laziness in the population for dips in foreign investment at a scripted meeting in Hawaii
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Ineptitude. US Government pays out $600 million to dead people.

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September 24, 2011
The US Government has given $600 Million to dead people.

What a curiosity. It turns out that the best way to earn tax payers money these days is to be dead. In a tale of ineptitude that can be seen from the outer reaches of space, the US government has given out over $600 million to the dead.
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Tony Bennett says America was to blame for 9/11 Trade Centre attacks

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September 21, 2011
The last remaining crooner blames America for 9/11

Tony Bennett blames America for the September 11th attacks on the world trade centre
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John McCain blames Arizona wildfires on illegal immigrants, Angelo Falcon says he might as well blame aliens from outer space.

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June 19, 2011
John McCain blames Arizona wildfires on illegal immigrants, Angelo Falcon says he might as well blame aliens from outer space.

As Arizona firefighters continue to tackle wildfires which have already burnt over 732,000 acres of land, a blame game is brewing which is only adding fuel to the flames. US senator John McCain has blamed illegal immigrants for starting some of the fires. “There is substantial evidence that some of these fires have been...
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Obama blames unemployment on Automation. ATM machines to blame then?

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June 15, 2011
Obama blames unemployment on Automation. ATM machines to blame then?

Skynet will be happy. John Connor will be making an appearance any day now. The machines are coming; the robot wars will soon be upon us and the future for mankind is a bleak, ravaged, post-apocalyptic one. Automation is everywhere and people are becoming obsolete as the machines take the jobs. Well, at least...
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Google Blame China for Hacking US official emails. Rest of the World say ‘You don’t say’

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June 2, 2011
Google Blame China for Hacking US official emails. Rest of the World say ‘You don’t say’

In a very unsurprising piece of news, Google has blamed The Chinese for the hacking of online email accounts belonging to US officials. China, never one to admit to their wrong doings, has remained quiet and is perhaps considering kidnapping in retaliation to the blame. That the Chinese are involved in underhand Internet espionage...
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