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		<title>The French can&#8217;t keep their clothes on. La Redoute keeps naked man behind children on beach.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.&#8221; This is the tag line from Jaws 2, the 1978 sequel to the 1975 Steven Spielberg shark film Jaws, a film about a big shark terrorising the fictional town of Amity. In the second film another giant shark finds its way into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olympics Ineptitude part 1 &#8211; 10,000 Synchronised swimming tickets oversold</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just. Where. Do. You. Begin? That title is correct. Not only did 10,000 more people than can fit inside the aquatic centre apply for tickets to watch synchronised swimming at the 2012 London Olympics, but they actually got allocated tickets, only for the organising London Olympic tickets distribution monkeys to telephone the poor unfortunates to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://taketheblame.co.uk/2012/01/04/olympics-ineptitude-part-1-10000-synchronised-swimming-tickets-oversold/</link>
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		<title>Fat Cat killed by Cat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time curiosity may well have killed the cat, but that time has long passed and curiosity won&#8217;t get you any closer to the promised land when you are a feline in the cybertronic age. Indeed the 4-footed present from long dead alien cultures are now pitting their paws against the spreading fat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This situation must be controlled before it&#8217;s too late. They&#8217;re multiplying too rapidly!&#8221; This is a quote from George Romero&#8217;s 1978 zombie masterpiece Dawn of The Dead. In the iconic film the words are obviously applied to the increasing number of zombies intent on eating brains, but it could be applied to the current occupy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://taketheblame.co.uk/2011/11/27/occupy-harrisburg-turns-ugly-as-protester-is-arrested-for-dressing-like-a-zombie/</link>
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		<title>Computer Games at Dawn. Coach Blames Call of Duty 3 for killing his football team.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[American football coach blames Call of Duty 3 for his teams current slump in form]]></description>
		<link>http://taketheblame.co.uk/2011/11/19/computer-games-at-dawn-coach-blames-call-of-duty-3-for-killing-his-football-team/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Howlin&#8217; Mad&#8221; Chavez Blames The United States for Imminent Nuclear War in the Middle East</title>
		<description><![CDATA[War with Iran looms]]></description>
		<link>http://taketheblame.co.uk/2011/11/16/howlin-mad-chavez-blames-the-united-states-for-imminent-nuclear-war-in-the-middle-east/</link>
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		<title>Breaking Blame™ no. 2. X-factor embroiled in cocaine war; Walsh blames Barlow.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Stepping away from global politics you have X-factor. Normally the home of pre-pubesent children and people who have no idea of what music is, the show has finally rocked out and been prone to a cocaine bust. As it is family viewing and no rock and roll should be entered into, the guilty party has [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://taketheblame.co.uk/2011/11/16/breaking-blame%e2%84%a2-no-2-x-factor-embroiled-in-cocaine-war-walsh-blames-barlow/</link>
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		<title>Obviously guilty serial killer blames lawyer in a bid to eschew the chair.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When you are a serial killer with nothing left to lose and facing a bit of state-funded execution is a serious obstacle between yourself and your next birthday, then why not blame the lawyer ]]></description>
		<link>http://taketheblame.co.uk/2011/11/14/obviously-guilty-serial-killer-blames-lawyer-in-a-bid-to-eschew-the-chair/</link>
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		<title>Breaking Blame™ no. 1. Obama blames lazy Americans for Economic Cataclysm. Kind of.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[President Obama has blamed Laziness in the population for dips in foreign investment at a scripted meeting in Hawaii]]></description>
		<link>http://taketheblame.co.uk/2011/11/14/breaking-blame%e2%84%a2-no-1-obama-blames-lazy-americans-for-economic-cataclysm-kind-of/</link>
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		<title>Stock Market Volatility could be blamed on trader cocaine binges says Italian Undersecretary</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Italian undersecretary to Silvio Berlusconi blames cocaine for market volatility in his homeland. Cocaine brought on the financial crisis you say?]]></description>
		<link>http://taketheblame.co.uk/2011/11/10/stock-market-volatility-could-be-blamed-on-trader-cocaine-binges-says-italian-undersecretary/</link>
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