Jacqui Smith apologies for inaccurate figures

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October 30, 2007

In a rare turn of events not seen since Guy Fawkes tried to blow the lot of them up, a politician has apologised for a mistake the government made. Jacqui Smith, her of the Home Secretary role, has apologised for the governments inaccuracy over recent figures on the number of foreign workers currently plying...
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Last English White Stag beheaded

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October 29, 2007
Last English White Stag beheaded

In one of the most barbaric, cowardly and sickening pieces of killing for killings sake, the only white red deer in the country has been killed. The White stag that roamed the Cornish and Devon borders has been beheaded and it’s carcass hung from a tree. Such was the rarity of it that locals...
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Good verses Bad, light verses dark, God verses the Devil.

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August 31, 2007

Why is all news bad? Just look at the rolling news channels, the millions of news sites on the Internet. The 9 o’clock news, the 10 o’clock news, even Newsround is just full of bad news. The news, or rather bad news, makes people sad, scared, angry and depressed. There is a scene at...
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Scientists find a billion light year hole found in space.

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August 28, 2007
Is this the shape of the universe? A cube.

We all like a good paradox. Well at least we do. Space is full of them. Scientists get multi-million dollar grants to research them. By their very definition though they don’t exist. People are paid to research something that they know before they start out doesn’t even exist. Well those crazy scientists have been at...
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England has less bank holidays than Europe

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August 24, 2007

By April 2009 we will have 28 days holiday a year and companies will not be entitled to use bank holidays in that figure. That equates to over one full month of doing nothing every year. This is not enough. And apart from anything else, why has it taken so long to be introduced...
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The TakeTheBlame Philosophy

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July 4, 2007

Our philosophy is simple, our motivation honest; We Apologise. We apologise and take the blame because no one else will. We will take anything that has ever wronged you, and write you an apology. We are sorry. Apparently we are in the grips of a so-called blame culture. Well we don’t know about you...
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I cant stand the rain

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July 4, 2007
I cant stand the rain

Personally, we like the rain, so this apology comes with a certain amount of resistance. But then all the best apologies do. If they were easy everybody would be doing it, which, if you read our philosophy, you will see they are not. Of course being bathed in sunshine is fabulous - although the amount of...
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Free money

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June 27, 2007
Free money

There isnt enough enough money in the world for the real people, the people like you and me, the people who really need it. To all you people who dont have any money, the rich people have all the money. And more often that not they buy helicopters with it. As part of our apology, ...
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Please use Firefox

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June 26, 2007

To view this page please use Firefox web browser. We are having problems with Internet Explorer and will hopefully resolve the problem as soon as possible. In the mean time, you can view this site in its entirety using Firefox. Apologies to the IE users out there. Our bad.
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