Posts Tagged ‘ blame ’

Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.

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September 1, 2016
Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.

There are many great people who never procrastinate, and they did great things. Be one of them. Blame us for your procrastination
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Las Vegas or bust. The Dice is tumbling and revenue is down in the gambling capital.

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July 18, 2014
Las Vegas or bust. The Dice is tumbling and revenue is down in the gambling capital.

Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire. I got a whole lotta money thats ready to burn so get those stakes up higher….. So how high do you want them to be raised? The stakes I mean. How much do you have to loose? Las Vegas is a...
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Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.

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November 27, 2011
Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.

“This situation must be controlled before it’s too late. They’re multiplying too rapidly!” This is a quote from George Romero’s 1978 zombie masterpiece Dawn of The Dead. In the iconic film the words are obviously applied to the increasing number of zombies intent on eating brains, but it could be applied to the current...
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Breaking Blame™ no. 1. Obama blames lazy Americans for Economic Cataclysm. Kind of.

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November 14, 2011
Blame is engulfing Obama, now its lazy people and foreign investment

President Obama has blamed Laziness in the population for dips in foreign investment at a scripted meeting in Hawaii
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Stock Market Volatility could be blamed on trader cocaine binges says Italian Undersecretary

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November 10, 2011
Carlo Giovanardi blames cocaine for the instability in the Italian markets

Italian undersecretary to Silvio Berlusconi blames cocaine for market volatility in his homeland. Cocaine brought on the financial crisis you say?
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French town bans homeless people from looking in bins

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October 13, 2011
Nogent-Sur-Marne has made looking in bins for food a criminal offence

French town targets the poor in an attempt to clean up the streets. Looking in bins for food is made illegal in Nogent-sur-marne
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Man shot in the hand by his laptop

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October 11, 2011
The painful remnants of when laptops attack!

Man in New Zealand is shot by his Toshiba Laptop computer. Is it the Stigmata or just a faulty DVD drive?
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Armed robber overpowered by 12-year old child.

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October 5, 2011
armed and crazy? You are still no match for this 12-year old

Whatever drives a man to enter a jewellery shop brandishing a gun and fully intent on robbing the outfit of the entirety of its precious gems is, you would have thought, not going to be threatened by a 12-year old child. On a normal day it probably wouldn’t, but on a normal day the...
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Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

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October 3, 2011
Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

Lets play a small game of spot the difference. How did you do? Did you manage to decipher the code? If you are unsure, the animal on the right of this picture is a Bengali White Tiger. Perhaps you can notice the sharp teeth, the killer look in the eye, the huge clawed feet...
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Man frees birds and gets arrested for animal cruelty

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September 29, 2011
10 rare and injured birds were released by Mr. Reid

A 21-year old man is arrested for freeing injured rare birds which can't even fly from a bird sanctuary. He films himself doing it and posts it on YouTube. See the video here.
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Ineptitude. US Government pays out $600 million to dead people.

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September 24, 2011
The US Government has given $600 Million to dead people.

What a curiosity. It turns out that the best way to earn tax payers money these days is to be dead. In a tale of ineptitude that can be seen from the outer reaches of space, the US government has given out over $600 million to the dead.
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Botched beer heist goes calamitously wrong.

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September 23, 2011
The mugshot says it all. INEPT

How much could possibly go wrong in the search for a cold beer after a long days' work? 3 men arrested for botching a beer heist.
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