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Real Madrid Lose to Levante. Mourinho blames a trap.
Real Madrid lose in the Spanish Liga to Levante. Mourinho blames his players
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Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department
After a computer malfunction, take the blame has to point the finger at its own ineptitude.
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Things to do in Denver when you’re dead – 2 men arrested for driving corpse to the pub.
When two men from Denver found their friend had died, they went to bars and restaurants whilst he lay motionless in the back of the car. Like a scene from Weekend at Bernies only tragic and true and far from funny.
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Welfare fraudster blames evil twin-sister in real life TV soap opera.
This tale of deceit, forgery and fraud could have been hand picked directly from the script writing pages of the Bold and the Beautiful or the Young and the Restless. A modern tale of corruption and welfare fraud is hardly news; it happens every waking minute in every benefit and welfare system in the...
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Too many off-licences are to blame for under-age drinking and hospital admissions
No, really? If there are more off-licences in any given area then the number of under age drinkers and hospital admissions as a result is higher than the average, according to a report carried out by the lobby group, Alcohol Concern. The national UK average for off-license density is 63 per 100,000 of the...
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Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.
There are many great people who never procrastinate, and they did great things. Be one of them. Blame us for your procrastination
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Bigger, better, quicker, faster, updated. New layout. What is Take The Blame™?
Our ethos is simple, we are here to take the blame and highlight the blame. Apparently we live in a blame culture; and in a blame culture there needs to be someone who you can turn to when there is nobody else who will shoulder your blame. Whatever the reason, whatever the occasion, we...
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Police Quango spends £6.5m on lingerie, judo and Karaoke in a bid to cut spending
A quango is not a soft drink; it is not a South American dictator, nor indeed an Amazonian reptile. It is not a colour and it is not a pretentious name for a pretentious bar. In fact, it is an acronym for quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation and is pretty much as interesting as it sounds....
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Listen up North Korea. Want to know how to split the atom? Ask a Swede – they do it in the kitchen.
Do you have a smoke detector? Is it the optical variant or the ionising type? Whats that, You don’t know? Well, lets put it another way. Is it old or is it new? Because if it has been sitting on your ceiling for longer than you can remember, silently flashing its wears at you,...
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Who said Romance is dead? Man shoots himself to win back the affections of his Ex.
Whoever said romance was dead had obviously never met Jordan Cardella from Wisconsin. If they had, they would have discovered that romance is alive and well, living in northern America and shooting itself in the back with a Glock 9 in a vain attempt to win back the affections of the one it once...
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Operating on yourself continues to frustrate patients – man tries to take out hernia himself. Whilst conscious. With a butter knife.
Self medication is seeping through the weak fabric of society quicker than a budgie in a gas mine as an ever increasing number of imbecilic, senseless, witless – or just plain insane - medical junkies get tired of waiting and take matters into their own hands, bring out the chopping boards and get fruity...
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Diamond in the cockpit. Banker with pornstar name lands David Cameron’s plane? Double standards anyone?
Footballers, politicians and bankers. Don’t you just hate them? Lying, thieving, adulterating, insidious, scheming, clandestine manipulators of the modern world. Or maybe they just get a bad press? Either way, it doesn’t help public adoration when they are seen to be above the law and recipients of special treatment that the common man would...
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Behaviour
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Ineptitude in California as pot smoker is left to rot for 4 days in a prison cell.
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Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.
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French town bans homeless people from looking in bins
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Too many off-licences are to blame for under-age drinking and hospital admissions
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Procrastination. Evil twin-sister of Carpe Diem.
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