Posts Tagged ‘ breaking news ’

Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.

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November 27, 2011
Occupy Harrisburg turns ugly as protester is arrested for dressing like a zombie.

“This situation must be controlled before it’s too late. They’re multiplying too rapidly!” This is a quote from George Romero’s 1978 zombie masterpiece Dawn of The Dead. In the iconic film the words are obviously applied to the increasing number of zombies intent on eating brains, but it could be applied to the current...
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Breaking Blame™ no. 1. Obama blames lazy Americans for Economic Cataclysm. Kind of.

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November 14, 2011
Blame is engulfing Obama, now its lazy people and foreign investment

President Obama has blamed Laziness in the population for dips in foreign investment at a scripted meeting in Hawaii
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Ineptitude. US Government pays out $600 million to dead people.

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September 24, 2011
The US Government has given $600 Million to dead people.

What a curiosity. It turns out that the best way to earn tax payers money these days is to be dead. In a tale of ineptitude that can be seen from the outer reaches of space, the US government has given out over $600 million to the dead.
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Botched beer heist goes calamitously wrong.

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September 23, 2011
The mugshot says it all. INEPT

How much could possibly go wrong in the search for a cold beer after a long days' work? 3 men arrested for botching a beer heist.
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Japan blames China for Internet attacks

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September 20, 2011
The Japanese blame the Chinese for a recent outbreak of computer hacking and espionage

Chinese computer hackers continue to demonstrate that they are amongst the most obvious on the planet as they are caught hacking. Again.... and again..... and again. This time Japan blames China.
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Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

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September 19, 2011
Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

After a computer malfunction, take the blame has to point the finger at its own ineptitude.
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New York pumpkin shortage for Halloween.

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September 18, 2011
New York pumpkin shortage for Halloween.

Hurricane Irene destroys pumpkin plantations in New York state resulting in a major shortage of the vegetable. The result is that there will be no pumpkins to make jack-o-lanterns at halloween
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Things to do in Denver when you’re dead – 2 men arrested for driving corpse to the pub.

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September 17, 2011
Denver. Some say that come the Second Coming, Denver will be the place to be. It is really that great.

When two men from Denver found their friend had died, they went to bars and restaurants whilst he lay motionless in the back of the car. Like a scene from Weekend at Bernies only tragic and true and far from funny.
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Bigger, better, quicker, faster, updated. New layout. What is Take The Blame™?

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September 2, 2011
Bigger, better, quicker, faster, updated. New layout. What is Take The Blame™?

Our ethos is simple, we are here to take the blame and highlight the blame. Apparently we live in a blame culture; and in a blame culture there needs to be someone who you can turn to when there is nobody else who will shoulder your blame. Whatever the reason, whatever the occasion, we...
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After Flight 1549 and the Miracle on the Hudson, New York will now kill and cook the geese responsible

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June 18, 2011
After Flight 1549 and the Miracle on the Hudson, New York will now kill and cook the geese responsible

Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger did an incredible thing. A majestic, fabulous, brave, mesmerising and some might say, insane thing. He made a decision on January 15th 2009 that most probably saved the lives of 155 people. Along with the other crew members of US Airways Flight 1549, he landed a plane on the Hudson River....
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Is that a wart on your finger? Forget medical advice, You should blow it off with a shotgun. That’s what Sean Murphy did.

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June 18, 2011
Is that a wart on your finger? Forget medical advice, You should blow it off with a shotgun. That’s what Sean Murphy did.

Take The Blame™ is recoiling. Recoiling in the same way that the 12-gauge shotgun recoiled when English Yorkshire man Sean Murphy used it to remove a wart on his finger. Ignoring doctors advice to “under no circumstances” remove the wart with a shotgun, Mr. Murphy took the medical world into his own hands and...
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Playboy Bunny blames Hugh Heffners party lifestyle for wedding cancellation. Just a conicidence that her single was released the same day.

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June 17, 2011
Playboy Bunny blames Hugh Heffners party lifestyle for wedding cancellation. Just a conicidence that her single was released the same day.

The universe is just one big fucking coincidence. Life is just a coincidence. The perfect levels of oxygen and hydrogen just happened to be in the same place at the same time, creating all living things on Earth, which itself came into being by chance. Coincidence has a lot to answer for. Including the...
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