Posts Tagged ‘ ineptitude ’

Stock Market Volatility could be blamed on trader cocaine binges says Italian Undersecretary

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November 10, 2011
Carlo Giovanardi blames cocaine for the instability in the Italian markets

Italian undersecretary to Silvio Berlusconi blames cocaine for market volatility in his homeland. Cocaine brought on the financial crisis you say?
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Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

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October 3, 2011
Teddy Bear mistaken for rare Bengali White Tiger by Hampshire constabulary. Morons abound.

Lets play a small game of spot the difference. How did you do? Did you manage to decipher the code? If you are unsure, the animal on the right of this picture is a Bengali White Tiger. Perhaps you can notice the sharp teeth, the killer look in the eye, the huge clawed feet...
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Man frees birds and gets arrested for animal cruelty

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September 29, 2011
10 rare and injured birds were released by Mr. Reid

A 21-year old man is arrested for freeing injured rare birds which can't even fly from a bird sanctuary. He films himself doing it and posts it on YouTube. See the video here.
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Ineptitude. US Government pays out $600 million to dead people.

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September 24, 2011
The US Government has given $600 Million to dead people.

What a curiosity. It turns out that the best way to earn tax payers money these days is to be dead. In a tale of ineptitude that can be seen from the outer reaches of space, the US government has given out over $600 million to the dead.
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Botched beer heist goes calamitously wrong.

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September 23, 2011
The mugshot says it all. INEPT

How much could possibly go wrong in the search for a cold beer after a long days' work? 3 men arrested for botching a beer heist.
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Japan blames China for Internet attacks

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September 20, 2011
The Japanese blame the Chinese for a recent outbreak of computer hacking and espionage

Chinese computer hackers continue to demonstrate that they are amongst the most obvious on the planet as they are caught hacking. Again.... and again..... and again. This time Japan blames China.
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Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

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September 19, 2011
Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

After a computer malfunction, take the blame has to point the finger at its own ineptitude.
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Inept Drug smuggler hides cocaine in clams. Gets caught. Obviously.

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September 9, 2011
Inept Drug smuggler hides cocaine in clams. Gets caught. Obviously.

This is a clam. If ever something was designed for not smuggling drugs in, then this was probably it. It is small. It is a mollusc. In what world would you fill these with cocaine and attempt to smuggle them into America? Oh yes, this world. This one which is full of ineptitude. Top...
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Welfare fraudster blames evil twin-sister in real life TV soap opera.

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September 9, 2011
Welfare fraudster blames evil twin-sister in real life TV soap opera.

This tale of deceit, forgery and fraud could have been hand picked directly from the script writing pages of the Bold and the Beautiful or the Young and the Restless. A modern tale of corruption and welfare fraud is hardly news; it happens every waking minute in every benefit and welfare system in the...
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Man bites 4-foot python! Why? Why would you do that?

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September 7, 2011
Man bites 4-foot python! Why? Why would you do that?

Sometimes nature throws up battles of gargantuan proportions. Once in a life time spectacles with enough power to energise a small Amish community. We are thinking mainly about a tiger-lion match up; the stuff dreams are made of. Occasionally such a match up happens and is caught on camera. A step up from this...
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Bigger, better, quicker, faster, updated. New layout. What is Take The Blame™?

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September 2, 2011
Bigger, better, quicker, faster, updated. New layout. What is Take The Blame™?

Our ethos is simple, we are here to take the blame and highlight the blame. Apparently we live in a blame culture; and in a blame culture there needs to be someone who you can turn to when there is nobody else who will shoulder your blame. Whatever the reason, whatever the occasion, we...
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Police Quango spends £6.5m on lingerie, judo and Karaoke in a bid to cut spending

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August 31, 2011
Police Quango spends £6.5m on lingerie, judo and Karaoke in a bid to cut spending

A quango is not  a soft drink; it is not a South American dictator, nor indeed an Amazonian reptile. It is not a colour and it is not a pretentious name for a pretentious bar. In fact, it is an acronym for quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation and is pretty much as interesting as it sounds....
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