Posts Tagged ‘ take the blame ’

Man shot in the hand by his laptop

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October 11, 2011
The painful remnants of when laptops attack!

Man in New Zealand is shot by his Toshiba Laptop computer. Is it the Stigmata or just a faulty DVD drive?
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Armed robber overpowered by 12-year old child.

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October 5, 2011
armed and crazy? You are still no match for this 12-year old

Whatever drives a man to enter a jewellery shop brandishing a gun and fully intent on robbing the outfit of the entirety of its precious gems is, you would have thought, not going to be threatened by a 12-year old child. On a normal day it probably wouldn’t, but on a normal day the...
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Botched beer heist goes calamitously wrong.

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September 23, 2011
The mugshot says it all. INEPT

How much could possibly go wrong in the search for a cold beer after a long days' work? 3 men arrested for botching a beer heist.
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Real Madrid Lose to Levante. Mourinho blames a trap.

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September 19, 2011
Real Madrid Lose to Levante. Mourinho blames a trap.

Real Madrid lose in the Spanish Liga to Levante. Mourinho blames his players
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Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

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September 19, 2011
Take The Blame™ temporarily goes off-line. Ineptitude in the design department

After a computer malfunction, take the blame has to point the finger at its own ineptitude.
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Man bites 4-foot python! Why? Why would you do that?

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September 7, 2011
Man bites 4-foot python! Why? Why would you do that?

Sometimes nature throws up battles of gargantuan proportions. Once in a life time spectacles with enough power to energise a small Amish community. We are thinking mainly about a tiger-lion match up; the stuff dreams are made of. Occasionally such a match up happens and is caught on camera. A step up from this...
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Too many off-licences are to blame for under-age drinking and hospital admissions

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September 5, 2011
Too many off-licences are to blame for under-age drinking and hospital admissions

No, really? If there are more off-licences in any given area then the number of under age drinkers and hospital admissions as a result is higher than the average, according to a report carried out by the lobby group, Alcohol Concern. The national UK average for off-license density is 63 per 100,000 of the...
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Scotland incensed as referee devours European qualification. We take the blame™

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September 2, 2011
Scotland incensed as referee devours European qualification. We take the blame™

Craig Levein and the Scotland football team have laid the blame squarely at the feet of the referee for their 2-2 draw in their European qualifier against the Czech Republic. An infuriated Levein had to watch on from the sidelines as the visiting Czechs were awarded a last minute penalty for what, to most...
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Under Siege – Steven Seagal blamed for killing dog.

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September 2, 2011
Under Siege – Steven Seagal blamed for killing dog.

Everyone’s 5th or 6th favourite action hero from the 1990s – the one who was in that film… you know, the one with the naked Baywatch star who pops out of a cake…… What was his name? His did the splits over a kitchen counter. No that was Jean-Claude, or was it Dolf Lundgren…...
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Listen up North Korea. Want to know how to split the atom? Ask a Swede – they do it in the kitchen.

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August 7, 2011
Listen up North Korea. Want to know how to split the atom? Ask a Swede – they do it in the kitchen.

Do you have a smoke detector? Is it the optical variant or the ionising type? Whats that, You don’t know? Well, lets put it another way. Is it old or is it new? Because if it has been sitting on your ceiling for longer than you can remember, silently flashing its wears at you,...
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Strange white powders, fishing and death. If ever there was reason to NOT put things you find floating in the Ocean up your nose, then this is it.

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August 2, 2011
Strange white powders, fishing and death. If ever there was reason to NOT put things you find floating in the Ocean up your nose, then this is it.

And as if you ever needed one. Right? Wrong. This story is no Finding Nemo or The Little Mermaid and as sure as the nuclear contamination coursing through the gills of the fish in the bay of Fukushima , Disney and Pixar will not be diving back into the deep blue sea for their...
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Who said Romance is dead? Man shoots himself to win back the affections of his Ex.

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August 2, 2011
Who said Romance is dead? Man shoots himself to win back the affections of his Ex.

Whoever said romance was dead had obviously never met Jordan Cardella from Wisconsin. If they had, they would have discovered that romance is alive and well, living in northern America and shooting itself in the back with a Glock 9 in a vain attempt to win back the affections of the one it once...
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